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penguinofhonor

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13770 on: August 11, 2012, 01:33:17 pm »

This Incident thing couldn't possibly be that bad. I mean, we had a kobold/goblin sex fortress story going on for a while. What could be worse than that?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13771 on: August 11, 2012, 01:52:52 pm »

Well, that's the first time I've heard of that. And hopefully it shall be the last. I refuse to have my mental image of kobolds as aderpable little critters who are occasionally badass be ruined.

Oh yeah, just remembered: My grandmother's started swearing lately. Which is really, really weird. And funny.


Like a whole lot, and pretty much spontaneously? Or just kinda dropping f-bombs every so often? Cuz the first one could be a very serious issue.

Well, it's every now and again. And she hasn't really stepped up to the F-bomb level yet. It's mostly lesser curse words ATM.


Okay, cool. No need to panic or worry if its like that, but from what I understand, spontaneous and prolific cursing can be a sign of brain tumors. o.O So I was kinda worried about your grandma for a second there, which is wierd, as I've never met her. From what you say, she's probably just thinking your old enough to hear it now, or something similar.

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Sudden changes in personality can be a sign of Alzheimer's :X  Couldn't hurt to get her looked at.  Unless she's just been having a bad week or something.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13772 on: August 11, 2012, 01:53:18 pm »

we had a kobold/goblin sex fortress story going on for a while. What could be worse than that?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13773 on: August 11, 2012, 02:14:30 pm »

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« Last Edit: October 04, 2012, 09:23:56 pm by Truean »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13774 on: August 11, 2012, 02:17:52 pm »

This is more of a "thing that made you anxious" bit. Totaled client's bill in major damn paper war today. He's not going to like it and he pretty much HAS to move to retainer if he's going to be able to afford a major knock down drag out corporate law fight. They can't beat him in the marketplace so they'll try to beat him in court.

If he does the $50,000 retainer, then that will knock this week's crazy paper war bill down from $1884.99 to ($50,000/12= 4166.66/4=) $1041.66. That's a savings on this week alone of $843.33. If you assume that's constant over the month, then you're saying that $843.33 x 4 = $3373.32 saved per month. Plus I'm signing on to do more work than I currently am.... That's a real, honest saving and money that'd I'd be giving up for security of a constant position with him.

There is some WTF though. I don't get how this isn't self evident for him. Jesus, I'm offering to cut my pay in half practically and take on more work. How the hell is he not begging me for this and jumping at the chance?
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« Reply #13775 on: August 11, 2012, 02:21:33 pm »

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« Last Edit: August 11, 2012, 02:23:47 pm by Lord Inquisitor »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13776 on: August 11, 2012, 02:24:31 pm »

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« Last Edit: October 04, 2012, 09:23:31 pm by Truean »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13777 on: August 11, 2012, 02:29:01 pm »

Fookunity.com has bit the dust! arrgh my files.!

Big muzzle blast of it I want one to plink 40gallon drums with and maybe a few rats. Slow mo could be bertter like this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXg
1 million fps Slow Motion video of bullet impacts
 has Armour piercing bullets punching holes, you can see standard lead round liquidising on impact.
 1;50-2:00 bullet leaving muzzle
 2:00-2:30 bullets being shot?
 2:30-2:40 explosive going off
 2:50-3:10 Shooting glass
 3:10-4:10 Steel plate being punched
 4:10-4:25 Paper targets
 4:25-4:55 Airgun diablo Pellets Paper and Glass
 4:55- 6:20Hollow points in ballistic gelatin, imagine its your insides.
 6:20->Soft lead bullets splatting aginst steel plate
 
Camera is about $10,000 about same as a very pro rig for normal camera.

Not quite sure what your sentences say, but cool video.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13778 on: August 11, 2012, 02:34:48 pm »

Fookunity.com has bit the dust! arrgh my files.!

Big muzzle blast of it I want one to plink 40gallon drums with and maybe a few rats. Slow mo could be bertter like this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXg
1 million fps Slow Motion video of bullet impacts
 has Armour piercing bullets punching holes, you can see standard lead round liquidising on impact.
 1;50-2:00 bullet leaving muzzle
 2:00-2:30 bullets being shot?
 2:30-2:40 explosive going off
 2:50-3:10 Shooting glass
 3:10-4:10 Steel plate being punched
 4:10-4:25 Paper targets
 4:25-4:55 Airgun diablo Pellets Paper and Glass
 4:55- 6:20Hollow points in ballistic gelatin, imagine its your insides.
 6:20->Soft lead bullets splatting aginst steel plate
 
Camera is about $10,000 about same as a very pro rig for normal camera.

Not quite sure what your sentences say, but cool video.

It's a bot (possibly), chill and report :v
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13779 on: August 11, 2012, 02:44:26 pm »

o_O
The words 'What the Fuck' indeed do describe that situation quite well.

Also, is SS13 free to play? :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13780 on: August 11, 2012, 02:44:48 pm »

Lord Inquisitor isn't a bot, I don't think. He's seemed human for the last 250 posts or so, anyway.
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« Reply #13781 on: August 11, 2012, 02:45:45 pm »

Fookunity.com has bit the dust! arrgh my files.!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXg
Video Name = 1 million fps Slow Motion video of bullet impacts

 has Armour piercing bullets punching holes, you can see standard lead round liquidising on impact.
Timeline:
 1;50-2:00 bullet leaving muzzle
 2:00-2:30 bullets being shot?
 2:30-2:40 explosive going off
 2:50-3:10 Shooting glass
 3:10-4:10 Steel plate being punched
 4:10-4:25 Paper targets
 4:25-4:55 Airgun diablo Pellets Paper and Glass
 4:55- 6:20Hollow points in ballistic gelatin, imagine its your insides.
 6:20->Soft lead bullets splatting aginst steel plate
 
Camera is about $10,000 about same as a very pro rig for normal camera.

Not quite sure what your sentences say, but cool video.

It's a bot (possibly), chill and report :v

go bot yourself..!.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2012, 02:54:24 pm by Lord Inquisitor »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13782 on: August 11, 2012, 02:46:45 pm »

Lord Inquisitor isn't a bot, haha. His sentences just don't make sense sometimes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13783 on: August 11, 2012, 03:05:59 pm »

we had a kobold/goblin sex fortress story going on for a while. What could be worse than that?

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I immediately regret reading that spoiler. I knew there was a reason I passed over it the first time.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13784 on: August 11, 2012, 03:15:08 pm »

we had a kobold/goblin sex fortress story going on for a while. What could be worse than that?

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I immediately regret reading that spoiler. I knew there was a reason I passed over it the first time.
The story was pretty disturbing, especially the clinical tone it took near the end.
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