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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6491236 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137790 on: September 14, 2018, 09:03:09 am »

I also sometimes reuse the bag for a second cup...

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137791 on: September 14, 2018, 10:16:58 am »

I don't drink tea or coffee.
...Not even mushroom tea? :P   

Oh no. I'm a fucking boss motherfucker. I eat magic shrooms straight. Maybe with saltines or cheez-its and water but usually straight. They just taste like straw, idk why everyone acts like they're so bad.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137792 on: September 14, 2018, 10:23:12 am »

I don't particularly enjoy mundane mushrooms straight so hey.
I'll usually only eat them if I'm trying to seem like a fun guy,
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137793 on: September 14, 2018, 10:35:12 am »

There isn't mushroom in here for those puns
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137794 on: September 14, 2018, 10:38:35 am »

However, small brown mushrooms soaked in lemon juice and black pepper before sautéing... Now that's something.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137795 on: September 14, 2018, 10:40:16 am »

and in more news of things I don't partake of - mushrooms. They are slimy or fibrous, awful-tasting or tasteless.  In any sense, they are not tasty.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137796 on: September 14, 2018, 10:44:46 am »

I concur. Mushrooms should only be forced on dorfs. Theyre just aweful.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137797 on: September 14, 2018, 10:54:27 am »

> Not dreaming about mushroom wines and snacking on baby bellas
The fibrous alien texture is what makes it fun!
also they're shaped like dongs lol

vegemite/marmite are yeast extractives with glutamate receptor triggering compounds that have strong umami flavor profiles. They might be tricky because they tend to be a bit too salty. But a little goes a long way.
I always loved brewer's yeast in stews, basically the same thing I guess.  I wish I had some for this three-bean "chili" I threw together last night.

Instead I just have a massive open can of pickled jalapenos, some spinach tortillas, and some cheese~
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« Reply #137798 on: September 14, 2018, 10:56:37 am »

I don't drink tea or coffee.
...Not even mushroom tea? :P   

Oh no. I'm a fucking boss motherfucker. I eat magic shrooms straight. Maybe with saltines or cheez-its and water but usually straight. They just taste like straw, idk why everyone acts like they're so bad.
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I've never eaten them raw. Kinda wish I'd done that instead of haplessly gulping down the pulpy, ultra-potent goop left at the bottom of a jar when it was offered to me... RIP.


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« Reply #137799 on: September 14, 2018, 11:39:40 am »

Y'know the idyllic concept of a love between two people, where one person doesn't like pickles and the other person will eat the excess pickles?

Yeah, that doesn't happen. You just order everything to be explicitly without pickles because the one person doesn't want them. Same goes for mushrooms. And fish. Basically any kind of seaweed/seafood. Dark chocolate. Olives. Corn. Beer.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137800 on: September 14, 2018, 11:42:15 am »

Or you shouldn't stay in a toxic relationship, Kagus
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137801 on: September 14, 2018, 11:43:29 am »

Scriver means toxic, as in 'lacking essential health foods such as kale, mushrooms, onions, fish, or dark chocolate'.
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« Reply #137802 on: September 14, 2018, 11:43:57 am »

Dark chocolate.

Truly, this should've been a warning sign for u ;v
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137803 on: September 14, 2018, 12:10:58 pm »

Want devil's arsefluff? Try some asafoetida (mmm, fetid ass...), also commonly known as "devil's dung".


Smells pretty horrid, provides a rich and subtle flavor to dishes. Very important Indian spice.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137804 on: September 14, 2018, 12:12:37 pm »

Dark chocolate.

Truly, this should've been a warning sign for u ;v
Gotta agree here.

Y'know the idyllic concept of a love between two people, where one person doesn't like pickles and the other person will eat the excess pickles?

Yeah, that doesn't happen. You just order everything to be explicitly without pickles because the one person doesn't want them. Same goes for mushrooms. And fish. Basically any kind of seaweed/seafood. Dark chocolate. Olives. Corn. Beer.
Yeah, it should happen though. It is a real thing and unless she is allergic, you should not limit your food choices.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2018, 01:06:08 pm by Doomblade187 »
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