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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137805 on: September 10, 2018, 09:45:47 pm »

A raccoon has crashed through the skylight. It is confined to the second floor bathroom. Send help
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137806 on: September 10, 2018, 09:52:11 pm »

... open doors leading outside, let nature take its course? It's probably more afraid of you than you are of it (unless it's rabid, ahaha).

Alternatively call animal control and/or a local vet for advice.
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« Reply #137807 on: September 10, 2018, 09:53:49 pm »

Yeah on calling some kind of wildlife control place, though it’s late so... good luck?

I would advise against your efforts to evict involving feeding it, since it might decide to come back.
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« Reply #137808 on: September 10, 2018, 09:54:07 pm »

Feed it sacrifices, firstborns will do.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137809 on: September 10, 2018, 10:06:37 pm »

In true American fashion, the NYPD is on the case
E: a squad of six cops showed to wrangle the creature and boxed it up
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« Reply #137810 on: September 10, 2018, 10:36:00 pm »

Would have been better to call animal control..
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137811 on: September 10, 2018, 10:40:15 pm »


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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137812 on: September 10, 2018, 10:47:23 pm »

Six cops, for one raccoon? Must have been a rainy day in [insert neighbourhood here].

Sadly, I don't know New York well enough to make this joke.
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« Reply #137813 on: September 10, 2018, 10:55:41 pm »

Sounds like an appropriate amount to me. Corralling animals is tricky unless you shoot them.
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« Reply #137815 on: September 11, 2018, 03:34:29 am »

Sounds like an appropriate amount to me. Corralling animals is tricky unless you shoot them.
Raccoons in particular are not known for being cooperative. Or harmless.

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« Reply #137816 on: September 11, 2018, 04:45:59 am »

In one of the drawers of the refrigerator, where I keep all the stuff for making my lunch throughout the week, I found a head of cabbage, putrid to the point of liquefaction. The rotting cabbage juice was getting over everything. Also, the cabbage was certainly not there yesterday.
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« Reply #137817 on: September 11, 2018, 06:06:17 am »

In one of the drawers of the refrigerator, where I keep all the stuff for making my lunch throughout the week, I found a head of cabbage, putrid to the point of liquefaction. The rotting cabbage juice was getting over everything. Also, the cabbage was certainly not there yesterday.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137819 on: September 11, 2018, 08:49:59 am »

Vietnamese pickled lime lemonade tastes like salty licorice, kinda.

I really don't like salty licorice. Makes me sad. On the bright side, an the real WTF, I managed to get my girlfriend to try it, and she ended up liking it (she's very much a fan of salty licorice). Even if it was a bit "intense".

I'm impressed. I mean, the stuff can look a bit weird, and she's notoriously bad about trying new things. This is the same person where I spent a few weeks trying to convince her to give hummus a try, but was met with a dead-serious "But what if I don't like it?" for an answer. She's since come around, after it was nonchalantly offered to her by someone who wasn't me.
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