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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5981327 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13815 on: August 12, 2012, 12:54:12 am »

Dan Aykroyd is Canadian? Huh, you do learn something new every day.


There is a huge amount of awesome actors and suchlike that are secretly Canadian. Canada is planning an invasion, and they have thoroughly infiltrated our nation. :P The only reason we aren't drinking maple syrup and saluting mounties on the street corners is that they find nothing worthwhile in owning three hundred million bitchy, fat, entitled people.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Vorthon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13816 on: August 12, 2012, 01:09:02 am »

See, this is why I love being Canadian: We've produced a lot of funny and talented people. Also: Drinking maple syrup is not advisable. The stuff's too thick, unless it's really watery, in which case you haven't boiled it long enough and you're basically just drinking fresh sap.

Also, what may be the strangest character class ever devised for any edition of D&D:
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Hanslanda

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« Reply #13817 on: August 12, 2012, 01:15:21 am »

Thuggee used to infiltrate caravans one by one until like half the caravan was murderous theives, then they'd spring their attack at night when everyone was sleeping and the Thuggee had all been assigned as sentries. By choking people. I mean, they had knives and shit, but mostly they choked you to death. It wasn't actually religious, from what I can discern, but they certainly were 'religious' about it.
But, yeah, the class is a bit much. What if all you fight are non-breathing monsters? Can you choke a baby dragon? Where are the neck measurements for most creatures? Can you choke a giant? So many questions.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13818 on: August 12, 2012, 01:18:48 am »

Who else do you expect to worship Asphyxia, Goddess of Strangling?
What if all you fight are non-breathing monsters? Can you choke a baby dragon? Where are the neck measurements for most creatures? Can you choke a giant? So many questions.
Obviously even the attempt to strangle an opponent will please Asphyxia, who will drain their lifeforce as if they could be strangled because of the symbolic power of the act.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13819 on: August 12, 2012, 01:19:59 am »

If strangling must be done by hand, why is one of the levels 'garroteer'? Do tools like garrote wire just count as 'extensions of the hand' or something?
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« Reply #13820 on: August 12, 2012, 01:21:44 am »

Funnily enough thats actually my favorite way of killing enemies in dwarf fortress xD
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« Reply #13821 on: August 12, 2012, 01:58:16 am »

More crazy-ass D&D stuff, this time homebrew.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13822 on: August 12, 2012, 02:59:06 am »

If nothing else, I'd be rather interested to see Asphyxia's fertility rites.

Okay, maybe 'interested' isn't the right word.
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« Reply #13823 on: August 12, 2012, 03:17:50 am »

I was minding my own business playing minecraft since my girlfriend kinda made me wanna try it. And suddenly...

Purple pigs. Dozens of them. What. The. Fuck.

I'm done eating pork.
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« Reply #13824 on: August 12, 2012, 03:19:47 am »

Wait? Purple pigs? I'm pretty sure they are supposed to be pink
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« Reply #13825 on: August 12, 2012, 03:21:42 am »

Let me correct.

Purple flesh eating DEMON pigs. I may have gained a phobia.
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« Reply #13826 on: August 12, 2012, 03:22:26 am »

Let me correct.

Purple flesh eating DEMON pigs. I may have gained a phobia.

What mod is this?
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« Reply #13827 on: August 12, 2012, 03:23:57 am »

I don't actually know. I'm totally new to minecraft and I just decided to play my girlfriends copy through the Technic launcher. Since her playing Tekkit with her friends is what made me wanna give it a try.
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« Reply #13828 on: August 12, 2012, 03:26:50 am »

Are you talking about the zombie pig men in the nether?
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« Reply #13829 on: August 12, 2012, 03:30:14 am »

Definately not. I've been watching Janet play the game for some time and I have NEVER seen these freakish evil pigs. They seem to come from some weird spreading purple crap, and by god are they hungry.
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if u cant taek a cake, dont do a bake, in a kitchen
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