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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6495053 times)

NullForceOmega

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144330 on: April 24, 2019, 01:33:02 am »

Better watch it, or one of our over sixty crowd will drop in to teach us children humility.

Also: *Glowers with slightly older man eyes*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144331 on: April 24, 2019, 01:35:04 am »

You want to learn humility, go look at a mountain. Human individuals don't get old before dying.
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« Reply #144332 on: April 24, 2019, 02:12:57 am »

You want to learn humility, go look at a mountain. Human individuals don't get old before dying.

Something something "you think that's old" something something photons.
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« Reply #144333 on: April 24, 2019, 02:31:29 am »

I didn't say that mountains are old, just that looking at one might instil something approaching the proper level of humility. ;P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144334 on: April 24, 2019, 04:16:44 am »

Pfft I'm so old I stopped counting.  I don't want to get older, I'm perpetually 30 forever.

I can't look at mountains here.  It's florida, the whole state is one reasonably big tidal wave away from being entirely underwater.  So no Floridians have humility.  That explains Florida Man.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144335 on: April 24, 2019, 04:19:57 am »

Go look at the ocean then, silly.
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« Reply #144336 on: April 24, 2019, 04:22:29 am »

That's like a whole 5 miles away, and there's sharks out there.  And presumably bears.  Because the ocean is outside and I hear there are bears in the nightmare realm of 'outside'.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144337 on: April 24, 2019, 05:20:46 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.
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« Reply #144338 on: April 24, 2019, 05:23:47 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!
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« Reply #144339 on: April 24, 2019, 05:43:37 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!

No, that's where the man-tigers with ripping hands live.

He just means that bears are sometimes found inside you right now! Luckily, they are afraid of skeletons.

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« Reply #144340 on: April 24, 2019, 06:21:30 am »

You want to learn humility, go look at a mountain. Human individuals don't get old before dying.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144341 on: April 24, 2019, 12:24:03 pm »

When I was at a medical facility for a visit to a psychiatrist, there was a man slav squatting near the window/end of a corridor. I almost giggled, because I had a conversation about gopnik culture/memes on the Discord once.
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« Reply #144342 on: April 24, 2019, 12:42:30 pm »

I'mma just leave this here. That trivia section, too.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144343 on: April 24, 2019, 12:55:50 pm »

I didn't say that mountains are old, just that looking at one might instil something approaching the proper level of humility. ;P

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« Reply #144344 on: April 24, 2019, 01:31:24 pm »

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