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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5807668 times)

Magistrum

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144330 on: April 23, 2019, 10:06:36 pm »

I actually turn 22 in a few days.

Number one, that's terror. Number two, that's terror.

I turn 22 in a few weeks, which makes you roughly the same age as me. For some reason this is surprising to me.
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How do the cool kids do it nowadays? I was never a cool kid, I might need some guidance here.
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« Reply #144331 on: April 23, 2019, 10:09:04 pm »

Being cool is lame, let's avoid that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144332 on: April 24, 2019, 12:05:59 am »

2nty9ine here. God I feel old. I now understand why old dogs crawl into dark spaces to die alone
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144333 on: April 24, 2019, 12:12:55 am »

I actually turn 22 in a few days.

Number one, that's terror. Number two, that's terror.

I turn 22 in a few weeks, which makes you roughly the same age as me. For some reason this is surprising to me.
squad 22?
How do the cool kids do it nowadays? I was never a cool kid, I might need some guidance here.
Do squaddies get free weapons?
But sorry, I am too warm blooded to help you with beeing cool.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144334 on: April 24, 2019, 12:41:18 am »

2nty9ine here. God I feel old. I now understand why old dogs crawl into dark spaces to die alone
Get on my level, scrub.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144335 on: April 24, 2019, 01:33:02 am »

Better watch it, or one of our over sixty crowd will drop in to teach us children humility.

Also: *Glowers with slightly older man eyes*
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« Reply #144336 on: April 24, 2019, 01:35:04 am »

You want to learn humility, go look at a mountain. Human individuals don't get old before dying.
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« Reply #144337 on: April 24, 2019, 02:12:57 am »

You want to learn humility, go look at a mountain. Human individuals don't get old before dying.

Something something "you think that's old" something something photons.
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« Reply #144338 on: April 24, 2019, 02:31:29 am »

I didn't say that mountains are old, just that looking at one might instil something approaching the proper level of humility. ;P
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« Reply #144339 on: April 24, 2019, 04:16:44 am »

Pfft I'm so old I stopped counting.  I don't want to get older, I'm perpetually 30 forever.

I can't look at mountains here.  It's florida, the whole state is one reasonably big tidal wave away from being entirely underwater.  So no Floridians have humility.  That explains Florida Man.
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« Reply #144340 on: April 24, 2019, 04:19:57 am »

Go look at the ocean then, silly.
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« Reply #144341 on: April 24, 2019, 04:22:29 am »

That's like a whole 5 miles away, and there's sharks out there.  And presumably bears.  Because the ocean is outside and I hear there are bears in the nightmare realm of 'outside'.
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« Reply #144342 on: April 24, 2019, 05:20:46 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.
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« Reply #144343 on: April 24, 2019, 05:23:47 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!
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« Reply #144344 on: April 24, 2019, 05:43:37 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!

No, that's where the man-tigers with ripping hands live.

He just means that bears are sometimes found inside you right now! Luckily, they are afraid of skeletons.
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