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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5801404 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144390 on: April 26, 2019, 10:47:24 am »

the absurdity of putting the maximum strength "Cool Intense" halls in there

You might as well streamline the process of consuming large amounts of these, I can see some merit to it. Maybe you can even get your excrements to smell like mint.

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Actually yodeling "rrrRicola" in a neutral manner should suffice to create a germ free zone.

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« Reply #144391 on: April 26, 2019, 12:18:27 pm »

This just in, forumite Weird formulates new chemical weapon that literally detonates the human sinuses upon contact with tongue. More at 10.
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« Reply #144392 on: April 26, 2019, 12:24:29 pm »

Still less stupid than that water-flusher pump thing for your nose advertised on tv right now. God thats such a stupid product. But oh yeah, its totally all-natural and thus perfectly safe to use so you gotta buy it and cleanse your nose daily (with pressurized tap water) for that clean nose feeling!
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« Reply #144393 on: April 26, 2019, 12:26:15 pm »

I am from NJ and we try to put as little of the local water into our bodies as possible thank you very much.
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« Reply #144394 on: April 26, 2019, 01:09:53 pm »

I am from NJ and we try to put as little of the local water into our bodies as possible thank you very much.

I'm from the Midwest, and same, but probably for different reasons.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144395 on: April 26, 2019, 01:25:28 pm »

Still less stupid than that water-flusher pump thing for your nose advertised on tv right now. God thats such a stupid product. But oh yeah, its totally all-natural and thus perfectly safe to use so you gotta buy it and cleanse your nose daily (with pressurized tap water) for that clean nose feeling!
the whatever it is pot things? Something like nettle pot just... not that. I remember those strictly due to the noted risk of introducing brain eating bacteria to your insides.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144396 on: April 26, 2019, 01:44:39 pm »

Neti-pot
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« Reply #144397 on: April 26, 2019, 01:58:21 pm »

Still less stupid than that water-flusher pump thing for your nose advertised on tv right now. God thats such a stupid product. But oh yeah, its totally all-natural and thus perfectly safe to use so you gotta buy it and cleanse your nose daily (with pressurized tap water) for that clean nose feeling!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144398 on: April 26, 2019, 02:16:28 pm »

I just try to keep things-that-are-not-for-respiration out of my airways, it's a good catch-all solution.

I have a mental list of things that do not qualify. Water is on there, and one above that is water from the tap in my hometown.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144399 on: April 26, 2019, 04:09:57 pm »

Neti-pot was a life-saver for me.  My sinuses used to be so congested for years until I gave in and started using one.

Its perfectly safe as long as you replace it once in a while and use boiled/salted water like they generally recommend.  Just remember that people swim in lakes and get nasty lake-water up their nose all the time with no troubles 99.9% of the time. 
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« Reply #144400 on: April 26, 2019, 05:30:11 pm »

Got in a minor car accident earlier, not my fault, I'm fine, car's fine, other person presumably similar.

Still feeling a little shaky over it and I have no idea why, given the above and a cop (presumably, given the other party got a citation for it) saying it wasn't my fault. I mean  other person even said it was their fault, I think they even said as much to the cop. I was late to work, but I called them and they were alright, HR manager even said "you've never been late before, don't worry about it".

I assume it's because I have to deal with insurance and people fixing the car and potentially having to rent another car while it gets fixed (dent in the bumper = $1300, apparently) and I'm not sure about timescale regarding when all this will get resolved.

Human psychology is silly.
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« Reply #144401 on: April 26, 2019, 05:34:54 pm »

Car accident = Mentally associated with terrible hardship and injury.

Not that unusual, glad you're ok :)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144402 on: April 26, 2019, 06:04:36 pm »

Yeah, just because you didn't get hurt or worse from the accident doesn't mean that couldn't've been the case. Cars are bloody dangerous.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144403 on: April 26, 2019, 06:08:15 pm »

new zealnd weather, why

10pm the night before, forecast reads clear sky morning
6:30am it's cloudy as and there won't be a nice sunrise lighting since the sky doesn't clear until, well, now o'clock

how can i hike up a small mountain for morning photography if if the morning is a charred bruisy color?
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« Reply #144404 on: April 26, 2019, 07:08:11 pm »

Youíre missing Wisconsin weather though.

Itís been 50s-60s all week.

9Ē of snow forecast for tomorrow.
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