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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6513794 times)

Akura

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145140 on: May 27, 2019, 05:04:01 am »

One of the dogs pissed all over the kitchen floor because he couldn't wait two seconds for me open the door for him. Spent a good 20 minutes trying to mop that up while keeping from throwing up from the smell, the closest approximation of which would be someone leaving a can of Vienna sausages in the sun for a few hours then ramming them up your nose.

Stepdad's response? Turns around and closes his door, not his problem, leaving me to clean up the mess his dog made.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145141 on: May 27, 2019, 01:01:42 pm »

That sounds like the a sick or abused dog. It shouldn't stink nearly that bad, and the dog should have better control than that.
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« Reply #145142 on: May 27, 2019, 04:10:46 pm »

Old and sick. He should have been put down months ago, but my stepdad decided to put down a different, healthier dog because he heard him having a painful bowel movement and figure "welp, that's too much for him, better put him down".
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« Reply #145143 on: May 28, 2019, 01:29:49 am »

Is there any particular reason the food thread got locked yesterday? There was a bit of sillyness over a youtuber celeb chef, but it was moving back on topic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145144 on: May 28, 2019, 01:38:36 am »

Dude you need to give it time to stew.
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« Reply #145145 on: May 28, 2019, 01:45:55 am »

Nice pun, lolwut.
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« Reply #145146 on: May 28, 2019, 01:58:11 am »

I'm sorry, it was pasta point of no return.
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« Reply #145147 on: May 28, 2019, 01:59:05 am »

These puns make my blood boil
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145148 on: May 28, 2019, 07:36:32 am »

That's probably bad for your liver, try to not make it any wurst.
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« Reply #145149 on: May 28, 2019, 08:23:47 am »

I can't stomach this kind of content
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145150 on: May 28, 2019, 09:19:42 am »

I've agreed with the gal I caught feelings for that we'll talk tomorrow at five in the afternoon, in the open seating/grilling/picnic area next to my building. This is a conversation to try and clear the air, and also for me to try and see if there's any point in actually trying to redeem the friendship we once had (her behavior the past couple months has been... Not exemplary).

After going to the fountain house today (where I learned that a friend of a friend also happens to be registered at the same place...), I stopped by a grocery store to pick up some snacks and non-alcoholic beers to serve as refreshments while we're sitting out there, and when picking this all out I felt someone poke my back.

I turn around, and there she is! Back from her post-graduation week in Finland! Along with a mutual acquaintance who, ah... Well, let's just say that while it's not guaranteed that they've slept together, there's some peculiar circumstantial evidence that would indicate such an affair. Nothing 100%, but all things considered it's not outside of the realm of possibility. So that's nice.


I'm gonna go sit in a corner for a couple hours before I get dragged outside for a workout with a friend.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145151 on: May 28, 2019, 12:46:18 pm »

First: FFXIV has 15-16 million subscribers, depending on whose metrics you check with.

Second: The release for new skills and abilities for the upcoming expansion is WTF amazeballs.
Hey, if there's a benefit for referral and you play, wanna refer me? I've been meaning to dip my toes into the game for a long while. I even have a 12-macro mouse to use!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145152 on: May 28, 2019, 12:47:54 pm »

Why is the food thread locked o.O
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145153 on: May 28, 2019, 01:00:57 pm »

First: FFXIV has 15-16 million subscribers, depending on whose metrics you check with.

Second: The release for new skills and abilities for the upcoming expansion is WTF amazeballs.
Hey, if there's a benefit for referral and you play, wanna refer me? I've been meaning to dip my toes into the game for a long while. I even have a 12-macro mouse to use!

100% percent, yes. There definitely is. Can even get you into our FC (guild/clan). We're rad AF and super friendly to new folks. I'll send a PM.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145154 on: May 28, 2019, 01:02:34 pm »

Hooray! Payday is Friday so I'll be able to get set up all nice and proper later that weekend/Monday!
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