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[Kagus]

good. if there econmic powers pulling at people's opinion in hegemon land legalisation cant be that far away.

teflon > hunger

Spoiler: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O (click to show/hide)

dragdeler

[dragdeler]

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[Mephisto]

AC stops working when it gets hot. Call landlord. Landlord calls dude. Dude comes out.

Low on refrigerant. Dude goes back to landlord - "do I buy more refrigerant or do we replace the AC system?"

Turns out we're still using R22. Knowing how things have progressed at this house thus far, the answer will probably be "we've got until Jan 1, 2020. Buy more freon!"

[Trekkin]

"we've got until Jan 1, 2020. Buy more freon!"

"And when that runs out, fill it with sal ammoniac!"

[dragdeler]

Pepperidge farm remembers CFCs fondly. And don't forget to sprinkle some spacecrap on it.

[Frumple]

Things I didn't expect to do today: Explain the meaning of cuckold to my grandmother. Thanks, Jeopardy.

[hector13]

Cuckold [noun]: FILTHY LIBRAL

[Dunamisdeos]

The modern definition is anyone holding an opinion that is not my own.

In theory if they'd gotten the question wrong they could have applied it to Alex Trebek.

[BlackFlyme]

Walking out of a McDonald's with my nan. She points and says some girls are checking me out. I look at who she's pointing at, and no-one's there; it's just a couple of street signs.

Thanks nan.

[scourge728]

Walking out of a McDonald's with my nan. She points and says some girls are checking me out. I look at who she's pointing at, and no-one's there; it's just a couple of street signs.

Thanks nan.

You just got rigety-rigety-wrecked

[pikachu17]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41yG7bLfcMc
This is almost certainly the most sexist commercial I have ever seen. I. I... Just can't fathom it. How did someone think this was a good idea?

[Greiger]

Well it does show a woman significantly stronger than the man. Well, until the end anyway when he spontaneously craps out a unicorn in disbelief at gaining 50 some levels from 2 chests and she loses her brain and jumps into his arms.

That nutkick halfway through almost makes up for it.  I mean that wasn't just a nutkick, that was a nutkick while he was doing a split, not just a split but a load bearing split, while I assume she is in solid metal high heeled boots.  Maybe she just fell in love with him because she does not want kids and she knows he is now as sterile as a mule.

[Tack]

Playing Mechanicus currently and some of the interactions are a little... ecclectic? A powerup which increases “all physical damage” doesn’t affect the “free push” tendrils which otherwise would have zero place on my melee character.
However, Servo skulls which from first glance start gaining a whole lot of useless abilities revolving around things other than gaining more AP turn out to be able to do their other things AND gain AP. They just impart their bonuses to whoever they happen to be following at the moment, and they’ll do their other stuff without switching follower, which was not intuitive at all either.

Not trial and error moves I wanted to be making on a max difficulty run but hey that’ll teach me to dry-run on max difficulty.

[heydude6]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41yG7bLfcMc
This is almost certainly the most sexist commercial I have ever seen. I. I... Just can't fathom it. How did someone think this was a good idea?

You know a game is good when its target market is Incels.

[pisskop]

I mean, it looks a tit shot away from being one of those browser games that were always adverted on the side of youtube videos way back yonder.

Something something greek island fightin' something something strategy wars something something choose your destiny

its the same market.  immature children and people who like to see anime nutshots.