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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145875 on: July 11, 2019, 12:30:48 pm »

Hooray! Shifting goalposts!
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THE GOALPOSTS WERE THERE I SAW THEM SOMEONE HAS MOVED THEM WHO COULD DO THIS.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145876 on: July 11, 2019, 12:36:17 pm »

Ah but you see, it is not the goalposts which have moved, it is the ground underlying, flowing like blood.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145877 on: July 11, 2019, 01:07:24 pm »

Was having a dream where I played some weird-ass Civ V-like turn-based strategy game, where my (one-use, for some reason) sniper unit stationed in the Alps one-shot a tank unit in Norway.

This is the one of the two things* I remember from that dream, so I didn't post it in the dream thread.

*I was also eating some kind of soup with avocado pieces in it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145878 on: July 11, 2019, 01:07:44 pm »

Ah but you see, it is not the goalposts which have moved, it is the ground underlying, flowing like blood.
Well just to correct you, there was never no goalpost
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145879 on: July 11, 2019, 02:20:50 pm »

Was having a dream where I played some weird-ass Civ V-like turn-based strategy game, where my (one-use, for some reason) sniper unit stationed in the Alps one-shot a tank unit in Norway.

This is the one of the two things* I remember from that dream, so I didn't post it in the dream thread.

*I was also eating some kind of soup with avocado pieces in it.

damn millennials, like toast wasn't bourgeois enough, now it's soup you're after

know your limits you punks, stay in your lane
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« Reply #145880 on: July 11, 2019, 04:31:03 pm »

Ordered a lunch bag off Amazon to replace the one I currently use. Good WTF is that I used the cheapest shipping option with an ETA of next Tuesday, and it arrived in less than 48 hours(faster than the most expensive shipping option). Bad WTF is that it's half the size I need, and actually smaller than the dimensions listed on the page... not by half, but still justification enough to return it. Good WTF is that returning it is apparently as easy as dropping it off at the nearest Kohl's store, and supposedly I'd even get the shipping refunded.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145881 on: July 12, 2019, 10:37:33 am »

Was having a dream where I played some weird-ass Civ V-like turn-based strategy game, where my (one-use, for some reason) sniper unit stationed in the Alps one-shot a tank unit in Norway.

This is the one of the two things* I remember from that dream, so I didn't post it in the dream thread.

*I was also eating some kind of soup with avocado pieces in it.

damn millennials, like toast wasn't bourgeois enough, now it's soup you're after

know your limits you punks, stay in your lane

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145882 on: July 12, 2019, 04:20:27 pm »

Women keep smiling at me. The only difference between now and the previous no-smiles me is I have been working out a bit, but I don't think it's made that much difference to how I look.... maybe I'm just more confident seeming or something?

Dunno.

((This post inspired by the McDonald's serving girl smiling at me while I sat with my parents and sister, and the ensuing gentle-to-violent-ribbing.))

Also, I would put this in the happy thread, but I feel more bemused than anything.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145883 on: July 12, 2019, 04:28:16 pm »

Confidence usually ends up showing you that they've been smiling all along, and you just couldn't notice. Hooray!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145884 on: July 12, 2019, 04:36:16 pm »

Just having more confidence and smiling in general makes other like you more, on an intrinsic level.  Keep working out and keep smiling!


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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145885 on: July 12, 2019, 06:04:58 pm »

Who said anything about smiling?

They smile. I look bemused.

If they're still there after my mind has time to send messages to my face, then I smile.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145886 on: July 12, 2019, 06:18:24 pm »

Who said anything about smiling?

They smile. I look bemused.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145887 on: July 12, 2019, 06:22:24 pm »

Who said anything about smiling?

They smile. I look bemused.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145888 on: July 12, 2019, 06:42:53 pm »

Ah, you lot are always worth a chuckle.

A cold, hard chuckle only very distantly related to a smile.
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« Reply #145889 on: July 12, 2019, 08:32:08 pm »

Was having a dream where I played some weird-ass Civ V-like turn-based strategy game, where my (one-use, for some reason) sniper unit stationed in the Alps one-shot a tank unit in Norway.

This is the one of the two things* I remember from that dream, so I didn't post it in the dream thread.

*I was also eating some kind of soup with avocado pieces in it.

damn millennials, like toast wasn't bourgeois enough, now it's soup you're after

know your limits you punks, stay in your lane

Are Mexicans the original hipsters? They were doing it before it was cool.

(Caldo Xochitl)
I mean, they did invent the avacado
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