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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146595 on: August 23, 2019, 02:27:08 am »

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you should know that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146596 on: August 23, 2019, 02:37:02 am »

The average physical age of humanity is just under 32, but the average mental age of humanity and especially the internet is about 6.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146597 on: August 23, 2019, 02:40:50 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146598 on: August 23, 2019, 04:19:33 am »

I managed to cut myself on a butter knife today. I think that means I have ascended to a higher state of clumsy or something.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146599 on: August 23, 2019, 06:58:53 am »

Either that or someone's been sharpening the butter knives.
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« Reply #146600 on: August 23, 2019, 07:34:12 am »

A knife is a knife, blunt or not. Now if you had cut yourself on a spoon...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146601 on: August 23, 2019, 07:34:48 am »

You get some sharp spoons. I've cut my lip on a spoon more than once.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146602 on: August 23, 2019, 07:42:35 am »

I didnít know spoons could be sharp
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146603 on: August 23, 2019, 07:46:55 am »

Those with manufacturing defects or damage can be. As can those made into shivs for obvious reasons.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146604 on: August 23, 2019, 08:00:22 am »

The most dangerous knives are the dull ones! I dunno what you were trying to force with a butter knife, but yeah, that's how you gouge your hands.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146605 on: August 23, 2019, 08:14:14 am »

The most dangerous knives are the dull ones!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146606 on: August 23, 2019, 08:30:31 am »

A sharpened spoon is basically just an unusual curette knife, without the hole. See also, hide scraper. (Some of those actually look like spoons.)


My own wtf;

After getting my printer working, I have been undertaking the arduous task of disassembling an old (and worn out) set of medical scrubs, to convert them into a fabric pattern.  Wondering if there were other things I might consider trying to sew, I went looking for free fabric patterns, and to my horror, there appear to be no reliable archives of such things!

Sure, there's sites that have INDEXED all the "for sale" tissue paper sewing patterns that have graced store shelves for 60+ years, but no actual zip archives or PDFs of the contents. No free original pattern archives either.

Nothing but wall to wall, and endless, reaching hands seeking filthy lucre.  You would think there would be piracy, given the situation, but no-- No real offers.  It seems to be the perfect niche of "Nobody does that, so there is limited interest" meets "Oh, you are one of the few people interested but you lack the skills to make your own patterns arbitrarily? Weeeellll--- (waxes mustache)-- Come right this way, we'll fleece your wallet in no time!"

I was under the impression that fashion products could not themselves be copyrighted ( Baker v Selden, 101 U.S. 99, (1878) et. al), so I am now tempted to complete my reverse-engineering project, and then make the resulting pattern freely available as a PDF, simply because I find this situation abhorrent.




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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146607 on: August 23, 2019, 09:48:58 am »

The most dangerous knives are the dull ones! I dunno what you were trying to force with a butter knife, but yeah, that's how you gouge your hands.

I was just trying to butter my toast

(What actually happened was that I broke the (plastic) butter knife apart by the grip and cut my finger on the sudden edge where I was applying pressure)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146608 on: August 23, 2019, 10:27:20 am »

Weak or damaged dull knives are even more dangerous, turns out :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146609 on: August 23, 2019, 02:28:17 pm »

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