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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6955333 times)

Iduno

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147150 on: September 16, 2019, 09:41:38 am »

For whatever reason, I feel compelled to do a 100% run (and maybe even do an ill-fated let's play on Other Games) of an Elder Scrolls game. Probably Morrowind since it's the only one I got installed and I got no internet outside my phone since I am moving (yay).

But damn I am a masochistic idiot.

Does that include stealing 100% of the brooms?


... what's 100% in this context? 'Cause if it's 'see/loot literally everything' you might want to set your eyes on a smaller elder scrolls game. I think arena was fairly self-contained, maybe? There was one or another, somewhere.

The world in each Elder Scrolls game is smaller than the previous. I would assume the amount of hand-made content is about equal in all of them, though.


So that PETD guy DMed me and said he "has proof that dwarves are alive and if you disagreee[sic] you are evil" (those exact words, without the sic). He then showed me a screenshot of the "Thoughts and preferences" screen. I laughed at that "proof" and he called me a "heartless basterd[sic]". Seriously?

Why have you continued talking to this person?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147151 on: September 16, 2019, 09:50:47 am »

For whatever reason, I feel compelled to do a 100% run (and maybe even do an ill-fated let's play on Other Games) of an Elder Scrolls game. Probably Morrowind since it's the only one I got installed and I got no internet outside my phone since I am moving (yay).

But damn I am a masochistic idiot.

Does that include stealing 100% of the brooms?
Stealing approximately 100% of the lights is like my default morrowind run, tbh. Sometimes I'll get around to just friggin' festooning some building or another in lamps, but mostly it's just so I have an excuse to mutter "I am the THIEF OF LIGHT" to myself regularly. Good times.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147152 on: September 16, 2019, 10:10:20 am »

So that PETD guy DMed me and said he "has proof that dwarves are alive and if you disagreee[sic] you are evil" (those exact words, without the sic). He then showed me a screenshot of the "Thoughts and preferences" screen. I laughed at that "proof" and he called me a "heartless basterd[sic]". Seriously?

Why have you continued talking to this person?
I might block him if he keeps bothering me. It's just cringey.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147153 on: September 16, 2019, 10:55:20 am »

Don't associate yourself with delusional people!
I mean, delusional people not on this website. We are all rational here!I think...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147154 on: September 16, 2019, 12:06:05 pm »

For whatever reason, I feel compelled to do a 100% run (and maybe even do an ill-fated let's play on Other Games) of an Elder Scrolls game. Probably Morrowind since it's the only one I got installed and I got no internet outside my phone since I am moving (yay).

But damn I am a masochistic idiot.

Does that include stealing 100% of the brooms?
Stealing approximately 100% of the lights is like my default morrowind run, tbh. Sometimes I'll get around to just friggin' festooning some building or another in lamps, but mostly it's just so I have an excuse to mutter "I am the THIEF OF LIGHT" to myself regularly. Good times.

Red lights. So I can arrange them around the permacorpse and make the whole house look like a cult hideout, complete with creepy Daedric helms arranged on bookshelves next to skulls.
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« Reply #147155 on: September 16, 2019, 12:27:43 pm »

I started filling Breezehome with gems, soul gems, and... pewter or silver dishware.  Goblets particularly.

The game encourages hoarding so hard, I finally decided to go full magpie.  Was oddly satisfying (particularly FUS'ing the shinies around).
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« Reply #147156 on: September 16, 2019, 01:02:58 pm »

Don't associate yourself with delusional people!
I mean, delusional people not on this website. We are all rational here!I think...

AhahhAH the broom is a magical DOOR to CALUMNY

I SUMMON THEE BOREDOM-DESTROYER, EATER of RABBITS and also the odd PIGEON!!

BRING back the UNENDING disbanishment of all CREATURES.

Gratis praetoria deus machina!!!!!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147157 on: September 16, 2019, 01:24:59 pm »

Don't associate yourself with delusional people!
I mean, delusional people not on this website. We are all rational here!I think...

AhahhAH the broom is a magical DOOR to CALUMNY

I SUMMON THEE BOREDOM-DESTROYER, EATER of RABBITS and also the odd PIGEON!!

BRING back the UNENDING disbanishment of all CREATURES.

Gratis praetoria deus machina!!!!!
Translation of last line according to Google Translate
Free residences, the machine !!!!!
Is this what was meant or was the translation wrong?
If it is what you meant, are you saying we should live inside of machines?
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« Reply #147158 on: September 16, 2019, 01:30:33 pm »

I want to say Dwarfy was aiming at "Free housing, god machine", but his Latin is better than mine. It's not meant to make sense, since he's being delusional.

Well, he would be were besoms not portals to pernicious vices of every degree, but that's beside the point.
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« Reply #147159 on: September 16, 2019, 02:05:59 pm »

Ah, of course

The God Machine is obviously the embodiment of the Internet
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147160 on: September 16, 2019, 02:40:51 pm »

Divine machinations, grant us residence?

Housing granted by divine machinations
« Last Edit: September 16, 2019, 02:50:10 pm by Eric Blank »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147161 on: September 16, 2019, 02:54:24 pm »

Don't be ridiculous.

The God Machine(tm), is a machine that produces God, as part of divine self-creating universe. (God creates the machine, the machine creates god. Rinse, repeat.)
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« Reply #147162 on: September 16, 2019, 03:01:35 pm »

This means there has to be a third party involved. I cannot crate a thing that grants me into existance without existing. Maybe The God Machine(tm) is where deities go when they aren't believed in anymore. Or what if The God Machine(tm) is a representation of the belief in deities?
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« Reply #147163 on: September 16, 2019, 03:05:50 pm »

(Makes wooing flourishes)

Godel spacetime!

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1367-2630/15/1/013063

http://publish.uwo.ca/~jbell/Time.pdf


(Dont worry, our spacetime does not appear to be a Godel one.)

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« Reply #147164 on: September 16, 2019, 03:12:12 pm »

I cannot crate a thing that grants me into existance without existing.

Not with that attitude.
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