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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 7148590 times)

Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147165 on: September 16, 2019, 03:35:48 pm »

Bay12: Where gibberish goes to make sense.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147166 on: September 16, 2019, 03:41:36 pm »

Bay12: Where gibberish goes to make sense.
This is a good slogan
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« Reply #147167 on: September 16, 2019, 03:46:57 pm »

The title may go away but some piece of us remains an escaped lunatic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147168 on: September 16, 2019, 04:08:12 pm »

Bay 12 is an asylum one escapes into.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147169 on: September 16, 2019, 04:09:16 pm »

A rose by any other name is still an escaped lunatic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147170 on: September 16, 2019, 06:16:35 pm »

Bay12: Where babies are tossed to rabid dogs while people complain about killing kobolds.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147171 on: September 16, 2019, 06:17:57 pm »

Little Baby Meatshield(tm)  does not perform as well in recent versions of the game though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147172 on: September 16, 2019, 09:07:31 pm »

Bay12: Where you can get laughed at for trying to stop a killing spree.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147173 on: September 16, 2019, 09:39:37 pm »

Little Baby Meatshield(tm)  does not perform as well in recent versions of the game though.
"Why isn't this baby blocking all these hits, it must be defective."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147174 on: September 16, 2019, 09:42:36 pm »

I would really like it if dwarves did put down their infant in the armory, or some sort of 'infant stockpile', before they went out to murder.

You could even add in toys, and chests, and the like to said stockpile.
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« Reply #147175 on: September 16, 2019, 11:21:33 pm »

When you say 'infant stockpile' do you mean a box you put all the babies in?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147176 on: September 16, 2019, 11:28:35 pm »

When you say 'infant stockpile' do you mean a box you put all the babies in?
So it's basically a cage, but you can put babies into it?
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« Reply #147177 on: September 16, 2019, 11:30:57 pm »

I mean some kind of nursery, as an involved alternative, or literal dumping zone for infants.

A room, even just the barracks the dwarf is assigned to, where little McBeanbag is stuffed into while mommy goes and tries to get herself killed.  Infants in general could benefit from it, as haulers could drag them back to the stockpile/dump/nursery when they stray.  and it gives some actual control over their meandering.


Although, now that you mention it, kobolds do have what I presume is a hack to allow them to stuff babies into bags, so why not a box of baby dwarves?  Maybe we can have stories of how they were accidentally sold to the elves for whatever fruity wine they have.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147178 on: September 17, 2019, 12:40:13 am »

I mean some kind of nursery, as an involved alternative, or literal dumping zone for infants.

A room, even just the barracks the dwarf is assigned to, where little McBeanbag is stuffed into while mommy goes and tries to get herself killed.  Infants in general could benefit from it, as haulers could drag them back to the stockpile/dump/nursery when they stray.  and it gives some actual control over their meandering.


Although, now that you mention it, kobolds do have what I presume is a hack to allow them to stuff babies into bags, so why not a box of baby dwarves?  Maybe we can have stories of how they were accidentally sold to the elves for whatever fruity wine they have.
A box of babies isn't really that farfetched. We humans call them "cribs." Have numerous "baby cage traps" in one room, hopefully presided over by a nurse? That's a nursery, which is just a box full of baby boxes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147179 on: September 17, 2019, 01:03:47 am »

I mean some kind of nursery, as an involved alternative, or literal dumping zone for infants.

A room, even just the barracks the dwarf is assigned to, where little McBeanbag is stuffed into while mommy goes and tries to get herself killed.  Infants in general could benefit from it, as haulers could drag them back to the stockpile/dump/nursery when they stray.  and it gives some actual control over their meandering.


Although, now that you mention it, kobolds do have what I presume is a hack to allow them to stuff babies into bags, so why not a box of baby dwarves?  Maybe we can have stories of how they were accidentally sold to the elves for whatever fruity wine they have.
A box of babies isn't really that farfetched. We humans call them "cribs." Have numerous "baby cage traps" in one room, hopefully presided over by a nurse? That's a nursery, which is just a box full of baby boxes.
That is an interesting way of thinking about places
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