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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5996329 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147165 on: September 16, 2019, 02:40:51 pm »

Divine machinations, grant us residence?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147166 on: September 16, 2019, 02:54:24 pm »

Don't be ridiculous.

The God Machine(tm), is a machine that produces God, as part of divine self-creating universe. (God creates the machine, the machine creates god. Rinse, repeat.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147167 on: September 16, 2019, 03:01:35 pm »

This means there has to be a third party involved. I cannot crate a thing that grants me into existance without existing. Maybe The God Machine(tm) is where deities go when they aren't believed in anymore. Or what if The God Machine(tm) is a representation of the belief in deities?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147168 on: September 16, 2019, 03:05:50 pm »

(Makes wooing flourishes)

Godel spacetime!

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1367-2630/15/1/013063

http://publish.uwo.ca/~jbell/Time.pdf


(Dont worry, our spacetime does not appear to be a Godel one.)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147169 on: September 16, 2019, 03:12:12 pm »

I cannot crate a thing that grants me into existance without existing.

Not with that attitude.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147170 on: September 16, 2019, 03:35:48 pm »

Bay12: Where gibberish goes to make sense.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147171 on: September 16, 2019, 03:41:36 pm »

Bay12: Where gibberish goes to make sense.
This is a good slogan

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147172 on: September 16, 2019, 03:46:57 pm »

The title may go away but some piece of us remains an escaped lunatic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147173 on: September 16, 2019, 04:08:12 pm »

Bay 12 is an asylum one escapes into.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147174 on: September 16, 2019, 04:09:16 pm »

A rose by any other name is still an escaped lunatic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147175 on: September 16, 2019, 06:16:35 pm »

Bay12: Where babies are tossed to rabid dogs while people complain about killing kobolds.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147176 on: September 16, 2019, 06:17:57 pm »

Little Baby Meatshield(tm)  does not perform as well in recent versions of the game though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147177 on: September 16, 2019, 09:07:31 pm »

Bay12: Where you can get laughed at for trying to stop a killing spree.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147178 on: September 16, 2019, 09:39:37 pm »

Little Baby Meatshield(tm)  does not perform as well in recent versions of the game though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147179 on: September 16, 2019, 09:42:36 pm »

I would really like it if dwarves did put down their infant in the armory, or some sort of 'infant stockpile', before they went out to murder.

You could even add in toys, and chests, and the like to said stockpile.
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