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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13006241 times)

Kagus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148950 on: November 30, 2019, 06:40:06 pm »

"You're really, really pretty. Women must think you're gay, because you're much too pretty to be straight"
--A drunk straight woman

Um... Thanks, I guess?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148951 on: November 30, 2019, 06:42:16 pm »

"You're really, really pretty. Women must think you're gay, because you're much too pretty to be straight"
--A drunk straight woman

Um... Thanks, I guess?
Prettyness in men is obviously a sign of beign non-hetero. It is known.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148952 on: November 30, 2019, 06:47:41 pm »

The dresses probably don't help.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148953 on: November 30, 2019, 06:50:35 pm »

The dresses probably don't help.
I was actually just wearing jeans and a shirt tonight! With the arms rolled up!

Apparently women won't date me because my eyebrows are too pretty. The mystery is finally solved.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148954 on: November 30, 2019, 07:00:21 pm »

Gotta say tough, those eyebrows be giving me the gays. Pics when?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148955 on: November 30, 2019, 07:02:03 pm »

The dresses probably don't help.
I was actually just wearing jeans and a shirt tonight! With the arms rolled up!

Apparently women won't date me because my eyebrows are too pretty. The mystery is finally solved.
I had mine plucked once, and theyre massively thick to begin with.  The result is rather handsome and neat without being to  . . . erm . . . effeminate and needy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148956 on: November 30, 2019, 07:16:12 pm »

I’m confused why eyebrows would affect whether or not one could date you. People are confusing, it seems.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148957 on: November 30, 2019, 07:29:22 pm »

They can do a fair amount to how your face presents and whatnot.. Highlight eyes, does various whatever to your expression, so on, so forth. It's not terribly confusing, they're a fairly prominent and expressive part of your facial features. It plays into general aesthetic attractiveness, which is a component of dating preferences, obviously enough.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148958 on: November 30, 2019, 07:41:00 pm »

I also politely request a photo of a single Kagus eyebrow.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148959 on: November 30, 2019, 08:04:14 pm »

They can do a fair amount to how your face presents and whatnot.. Highlight eyes, does various whatever to your expression, so on, so forth. It's not terribly confusing, they're a fairly prominent and expressive part of your facial features. It plays into general aesthetic attractiveness, which is a component of dating preferences, obviously enough.
It confused me because I tend not to pay attention to eyebrows. When I look at people, I watch their face, and focus on the mouth, but mostly their posture. Now that I think about it, I don’t pay very close attention to people’s faces when I’m talking to them. I tend to focus more on posture and their tone of voice to determine their emotions while talking to them. I guess what I’m saying I don’t care about physical attraction thst much, I just try to make sure thst people are happy when I’m talking to them.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148960 on: November 30, 2019, 08:06:05 pm »

Not everyone does.

When the eyes are said to contain the soul, the framing of them by the brows is important.


I dont think eyebrows will determine everything about attraction, but they are like all things important.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148961 on: November 30, 2019, 08:13:26 pm »

Imagine Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson raising a single eyebrow
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148962 on: November 30, 2019, 09:03:27 pm »

People that don't use their directionals. Had weeks without driving and today I was remainded why I hate driving. Those people that dont use directionals fuck... I wanted to crash them all day.
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« Reply #148963 on: November 30, 2019, 09:06:48 pm »

People that don't use their directionals. Had weeks without driving and today I was remainded why I hate driving. Those people that dont use directionals fuck... I wanted to crash them all day.

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Many a time I have wondered why tf someone is slowing down in the middle of the road before they start turning... then hit the indicator.

Thanks mate, I think we figured that out already.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148964 on: November 30, 2019, 09:09:05 pm »

Dont tell anyone, but I use loud music and an actual airhorn when things get mucky.  Much better than a horn since it pierces.

Im also a big dude and may or may not have a large pocket knife and a pistol permit though.  Those do give some more credibility to my claim that it is they who are in fact the biggest dinkus.
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