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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12995762 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152055 on: June 22, 2020, 02:52:17 am »

New WTF for the day...

Doing my charting, one of my residents somehow has a timed charting item for 0000 hours bathing.  According to this chart, I should wake the resident up from a dead sleep, and take them to the shower room for a bath.  *AT MIDNIGHT.*


I asked the nurse about it, and she was all "Fuck if I know!" and is now busy correcting it, but seriously--- what are the other shifts even thinking?
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« Reply #152056 on: June 22, 2020, 02:57:41 am »

You're over thinking it. Simply set up a floodgate system that floods each room to 4/7 depth once per day in a cycle and auto-drains.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152057 on: June 22, 2020, 03:00:38 am »

Sounds like a typo or someone misreading something. Possibly originaly 20:00, 10:00 (typoes) or 08:00 (misreading).
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152058 on: June 22, 2020, 08:28:31 am »

It's the lever gremlins.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152059 on: June 22, 2020, 08:35:04 am »

New WTF for the day...

Doing my charting, one of my residents somehow has a timed charting item for 0000 hours bathing.  According to this chart, I should wake the resident up from a dead sleep, and take them to the shower room for a bath.  *AT MIDNIGHT.*


I asked the nurse about it, and she was all "Fuck if I know!" and is now busy correcting it, but seriously--- what are the other shifts even thinking?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152060 on: June 22, 2020, 06:04:59 pm »

I am alive and well. I'd like to apologize for any negative stuff I left behind. Like everyone else, I've had a Motherfucker and A Half of a year so far.

I missed y'all but I also have some new stories. Like for example I'm apparently an accidental combat medic and excellent bodyguard.
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« Reply #152061 on: June 22, 2020, 06:12:05 pm »

I am alive and well. I'd like to apologize for any negative stuff I left behind. Like everyone else, I've had a Motherfucker and A Half of a year so far.


Same here Brother-in-Pathos. Glad to see you're back :)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152062 on: June 22, 2020, 06:57:10 pm »

I am alive and well. I'd like to apologize for any negative stuff I left behind. Like everyone else, I've had a Motherfucker and A Half of a year so far.

I missed y'all but I also have some new stories. Like for example I'm apparently an accidental combat medic and excellent bodyguard.

Dude I was fucking worried about you pal. Glad you are okay, and your family? Whenever you feel like, told us your stories.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152063 on: June 22, 2020, 07:47:52 pm »

I am alive and well. I'd like to apologize for any negative stuff I left behind. Like everyone else, I've had a Motherfucker and A Half of a year so far.

I missed y'all but I also have some new stories. Like for example I'm apparently an accidental combat medic and excellent bodyguard.

I hope that you haven't been using your power for evil!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152064 on: June 22, 2020, 07:56:21 pm »

No, I've been exclusively working toward and for good, despite my natural inclination. Doing good and putting myself in danger to do so feels very good.

Family is great, my wife is having trouble dealing with... Me. I'm definitely as unokay as ever despite a resurgence of hobby and friends time.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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« Reply #152065 on: June 22, 2020, 08:03:50 pm »

Glad you're around, mate. :)
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« Reply #152066 on: June 22, 2020, 10:40:10 pm »

Welcome back!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152067 on: June 23, 2020, 12:09:18 am »

Welcome come, prodigal son!
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« Reply #152068 on: June 23, 2020, 12:12:17 am »

Welcome back! I wondered what was different around the forums lately
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« Reply #152069 on: June 23, 2020, 12:54:06 am »

Welcome come, prodigal son!
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