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Eric Blank

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152070 on: July 02, 2020, 04:35:36 am »

I swear every time I stay over at my parents place the cats catch another mouse at 2 am. I didn't ask to hear the screams of the dying while trying to sleep. I did ask to make sure the gaps between the corrugated siding and concrete foundation be plugged with something the wildlife couldnt chew through and get into the house. And they wonder why i never liked it here.

Grandma kitty is still earning her keep despite being all skin and bones and needing dentures. Youngster still prefers to play with them.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152071 on: July 02, 2020, 10:07:58 am »

I'm watching a long Youtube video without adblock (I know, I know, I should really do something about that) - something I normally wouldn't do, but this is interesting enough that I'm willing to put up with the ads, for now - and this time around, none other than the friggin' Shamwow guy himself has popped up to try and sell me some entirely superfluous kitchen gadget I never knew I wanted: the Slap Chop. It's actually a little bit cool in its own stupid way, mainly/entirely because it sort of reminds me of those nifty pop-up dice-rolling things (dice poppers?) that used to come with board games. Those were fun.    

I had no idea the guy was still around and still doing weird commercials, or that such semi-infomercial kinda stuff has infiltrated Youtube ads. Don't get me wrong, this is very much a refreshing change from godawful, stupid shit like Grammarly or KFC, but it's still rather surreal and unexpected to see a human meme out in the wild like this.   
Guess he's managed to improvise, adapt and overcome. Good for him.   


Edit: I just willingly watched an entire, three-minute Youtube ad, bout some gimmicky kitchen utensil I have no use for, purely for the entertainment value.
If that ain't a WTF right there I don't know what is.   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152072 on: July 02, 2020, 10:30:10 am »


Edit: I just willingly watched an entire, three-minute Youtube ad, bout some gimmicky kitchen utensil I have no use for, purely for the entertainment value.
If that ain't a WTF right there I don't know what is.   
Literally did the same thing the other day. Kinda want to buy the slap chop now. It's not like I don't know how to chop or dice veg...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152073 on: July 02, 2020, 10:42:52 am »

I don't know man, but kitchen gadget infomercials are possibly the only infomercials to ever hold my interest past a few minutes. Probably because its a quasi-cooking show too

Slap Chop and Slap Chop memes are soooo 2010
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« Reply #152074 on: July 02, 2020, 10:46:14 am »

Im sorry it cant be flex tape all the way down.

Slap Chop is okay if you dont mind cleaning the tight blades and only use it for household use.  it breaks down under heavier uses . . .
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152075 on: July 02, 2020, 10:57:21 am »

Fix it with Flex Tape then
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« Reply #152076 on: July 02, 2020, 11:06:13 am »

The ron popiel solid flavor injector is the king.

Able to inject WHOLE pine nuts into a raw hamhock.

(It spawned an in-joke between my sister and I, about a guy who "has seen the infomercial hellscape one too many times, and turns into a serial killer that kills advertising executives, using infomercial products.  The murder using the flavor injector was particularly gruesome, as 3 whole ounces of pine nuts were found lodged in the victim's left ventricle."  Congratulations on making me remember this bit of sleep deprivation induced insanity.)

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« Reply #152077 on: July 02, 2020, 11:08:41 am »

The ron popiel solid flavor injector is the king.

Able to inject WHOLE pine nuts into a raw hamhock.

(It spawned an in-joke between my sister and I, about a guy who "has seen the infomercial hellscape one too many times, and turns into a serial killer that kills advertising executives, using infomercial products.  The murder using the flavor injector was particularly gruesome, as 3 whole ounces of pine nuts were found lodged in the victim's left ventricle."  Congratulations on making me remember this bit of sleep deprivation induced insanity.)
Maybe you should write a novel about that, sounds like an interesting story.
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« Reply #152078 on: July 02, 2020, 11:13:01 am »

And it'll be titled But Wait, There's More
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« Reply #152079 on: July 02, 2020, 11:25:25 am »

And it'll be titled But Wait, There's More
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« Reply #152080 on: July 02, 2020, 02:05:41 pm »

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« Reply #152081 on: July 03, 2020, 03:16:49 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152082 on: July 03, 2020, 09:58:35 am »

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« Reply #152083 on: July 04, 2020, 03:14:04 am »

Just when you thought things couldn't get any stranger concerning the whole COVID situation..

https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/2/21311229/walmart-parking-lot-drive-in-movie-theaters

Walmart to turn 160 location parking lots into ad-hoc drive-in movie theaters to help the lagging movie industry.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152084 on: July 04, 2020, 04:23:24 am »

Sounds like a good idea. It will still work as a parking lot anyway.
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