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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 7281144 times)

Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152085 on: July 04, 2020, 02:56:35 pm »

I start work at 5am on a Saturday. My alarm didn't go off, so I was three and a half hours late. The duty manager this morning is an old dragon who nobody really likes. She's been difficult with me before, when there was no reason.

She was perfectly reasonable, and said she was just glad I was alright, and it's all understandable.

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« Reply #152086 on: July 04, 2020, 08:44:31 pm »

Hence why I have 2-3 things with alarms set on them.

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« Reply #152087 on: July 04, 2020, 08:50:11 pm »

Because a little lateness, less than half an hour is generally sing of tardiness, more if it happens regularily.

3 and a half hours late on someone that havent done that before is downrigth fucking alarming. Specially taking into account how convoluted is your country. (You are murican rigth?)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152088 on: July 04, 2020, 09:34:18 pm »

I start work at 5am on a Saturday. My alarm didn't go off, so I was three and a half hours late. The duty manager this morning is an old dragon who nobody really likes. She's been difficult with me before, when there was no reason.

She was perfectly reasonable, and said she was just glad I was alright, and it's all understandable.

You think you know a person.

I was once 9 hours late to a shift.

They let me leave early because I started early the next day.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152089 on: July 05, 2020, 08:50:15 am »

(You are murican rigth?)
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« Reply #152090 on: July 05, 2020, 08:55:27 am »

and you like to dress in pomp?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152091 on: July 05, 2020, 09:23:16 am »

Ahhh you are from Murica's Mother! Well, theres unrest there too.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152092 on: July 05, 2020, 09:53:51 am »

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« Reply #152093 on: July 05, 2020, 10:13:32 am »

Ahhh you are from Murica's Mother! Well, theres unrest there too.

In this case it's one of Murica's many emotionally damaged half-siblings by one of the numerous unfortunate boyfriends she preyed upon; this sibling famously moved back in with Mum during their alcoholic father's troubled estrangement.
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« Reply #152094 on: July 05, 2020, 10:23:19 am »

I always has seen Spain as Venezuela's back then alcoholic father. Now he is sober but has also join a sect.

Meanwhile we are now in drugs.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152095 on: July 05, 2020, 01:20:47 pm »

Ahhh you are from Murica's Mother! Well, theres unrest there too.

In this case it's one of Murica's many emotionally damaged half-siblings by one of the numerous unfortunate boyfriends she preyed upon; this sibling famously moved back in with Mum during their alcoholic father's troubled estrangement.
this is an odd way of describing countries, I like it
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« Reply #152096 on: July 05, 2020, 02:20:23 pm »

lol

jeez, mom, stop judging me!  I want an orange president, you wouldn't understand!
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« Reply #152097 on: July 05, 2020, 11:07:29 pm »

No colony of MINE will have an orange dipshit for a president! Now get back to work sending us furs and exotic goods so we can get back to taxing you into oblivion without representation in parliament (and then pretend this is not the reason why you have gone through this rebellious phase!)
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« Reply #152098 on: July 06, 2020, 12:17:48 am »

*levying a single, reasonable tax upon you as punishment for almost bankrupting the family
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« Reply #152099 on: July 06, 2020, 03:47:18 am »

TBH, thinking back, we did need help in the French-Indian War (misleading name, that one), and it would be reasonable to pay our mother country given that they helped us with that. About a third wanted to rebel, while 2/3 were fine with staying connected to the motherland(Britain). So what would eventually be the USA, keeping with the analogy, suffered from split personality Dissociative Identity Disorder
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