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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 7638274 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153660 on: September 25, 2020, 08:03:15 am »

In short, don't eat a bag and a half of candy every day you fucking animals.

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« Reply #153661 on: September 25, 2020, 08:14:43 am »

I remember a similar story, it was some guy that ate several bags of popcorn a day, I think his death had something to do with him immediately huffing the popcorn bag as soon as it finished cooking.
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« Reply #153662 on: September 25, 2020, 10:59:46 am »

Oh hey, I remember that popcorn-huffing guy.
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« Reply #153663 on: September 25, 2020, 05:20:30 pm »

There was also a woman who got a bone disease from drinking too much tea. Tea has fluoride in it, so drinking a lot of it can cause fluorisis. So beware your cuppa.

... Yeah ok, this particular woman was brewing something like 6 pots of strong tea with 15-20 tea bags in them per day and chugging that down. So if you're using 100 tea bags a day, maybe cut down a bit.

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« Reply #153664 on: September 25, 2020, 05:31:59 pm »

Wow!  I'm sure her teeth were amazingly British.
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« Reply #153665 on: September 25, 2020, 05:57:30 pm »

Fluoride strengthens teeth though?
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« Reply #153666 on: September 25, 2020, 06:00:00 pm »

Yes. Amazingly strong, but also British. Stained perfectly brown, perfectly disorganized and tangled.
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« Reply #153667 on: September 25, 2020, 06:03:38 pm »

Fluoride strengthens teeth though?
It also causes fluorosis, where fluoride deposits build up on the tooth surface.
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« Reply #153668 on: September 25, 2020, 06:36:54 pm »

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« Reply #153669 on: September 25, 2020, 06:49:59 pm »

If you're using teabags at all you should stop drinking tea altogether. You are unworthy of it.   
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« Reply #153670 on: September 25, 2020, 08:02:48 pm »

Why placing your testicles in the mouth of your lover disquialify you from drinking tea. Do every british guy avoid doing it so they can keep drinking tea? Im confused.

This could somehow explain better the whole thing in Boston?
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« Reply #153671 on: September 25, 2020, 08:09:59 pm »

Well, some crotchety old men in Boston got tired of drinking British bathwater and then being asked to pay for the privilege of doing so.  So they set a precedent that resulted in the gradual dismantling of the entire British Empire, save a few fallow kingdoms without the willpower to reestablish their own monarchy.

Also, they have a couple of really cool islands in the South American area, where they occasionally have to go and sink a boat or two to remind the local savages who owns what.
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« Reply #153672 on: September 26, 2020, 12:33:17 am »

I can't see the American war of independence as being the primary trigger for that. Things kicked on pretty well for 150 years after that until WWII then Britain lost almost all their empire within 5-10 years of that.

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« Reply #153673 on: September 26, 2020, 05:58:29 pm »

So, I'm preparing to run a D&D game that takes place on a medieval Titanic. As I was drawing the floorplan of the ships many levels, I was trying to think of facilities to fill it with. I gave it a Casino, Upper and lower class quarters, crew quarters, a tav- a mess hall obviously, cannonball storage, etc.

Drawing this floor plan forced me to ask a lot of questions, and one of the questions I decided to ask was "How did sailors dispose of waste?"

I probably should have noticed the inherent danger in researching the answer to a question like that, but I decided to google it anyway.

I found my answer.




If anything deserves to be in the WTF thread, it's this. If you're confused by how such an innocent looking structure can be used for such nefarious purposes, here's another picture.


For me, this was the equivalent of finding out what mom's neck massager was actually for. Complete mindfuck. My innocence was shattered as if I was still in grade school and now I don't know what to think! On my D&D boat, that place was a garden. A mother****ing garden with plants growing in it and everything! Yet to learn that people did such filthy *things* in there, it makes me feel like a fool.

I'm laughing about it and hamming it up now, but for a few minutes, I was deeply disturbed.
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« Reply #153674 on: September 26, 2020, 06:19:22 pm »

its the poop deck
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