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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13149274 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155025 on: January 06, 2021, 07:47:16 am »

Why not do what I do and bite the finger nails off.

Also if you don't want a girl hitting on you why don't you pull a knife on her tell her you not interested.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155026 on: January 06, 2021, 08:15:58 am »

Yeah, but do you bit your toe nails too? Or how do you deal with them?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155027 on: January 06, 2021, 08:39:44 am »

Yeah, but do you bit your toe nails too? Or how do you deal with them?
I could if I wanted to!

I actually have resorted to that at times when no nail clipper was available
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155028 on: January 06, 2021, 08:48:47 am »

Yeah, but do you bit your toe nails too? Or how do you deal with them?
Some times, mostly I just pick at them until I can pull the excess off.
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LordBaal

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155029 on: January 06, 2021, 08:56:51 am »

I am sickened but curious.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155030 on: January 06, 2021, 09:18:34 am »

We used nail scissors with pete when he was newborn and like the first year and half. Really would not know how good they are in adults.

If I understand you Mathel, you bite your nails? Or how do you shorten them without tools? Genuinely interested.
I do not bite them off. I use another nail's front edge to cut into the target nail's side edge, then use the cut to tear the front section of the target nail off.

About the nail scissors, I just realised that perhaps mom just has too tough nails.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2021, 09:20:19 am by Mathel »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155031 on: January 06, 2021, 11:20:19 am »

God, first people have crushes on me, just now a girl told me that she had (what amounts to) a crush on my bike. When will this madness end?!

At least I get where she's coming from; other people riding my bike say it's comfortable as all hell despite not having a suspension. It's a fat bike; its tires are 26x4.0 (i.e. THICC by typical bike standards). I think that's where most of the comfort is, along with some kind of engineering that lets it feel way lighter while riding than you'd first expect, considering its size. It's not self-stable at all (keep at least one hand firmly on the handlebars, or you will fall in the next 3 seconds), but it's incredibly nimble.

Now, why people are attracted to me, I don't have a damn clue. Maybe God's trying to tell me something, like "Get into a relationship, dammit! I don't care if you end up with a harem!".
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« Reply #155032 on: January 06, 2021, 11:26:40 am »

if you do end up with a harem let us know how it goes
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155033 on: January 06, 2021, 11:44:36 am »

"Get into a relationship, dammit! I don't care if you end up with a harem!"

Ah, there's the title of the manga
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155034 on: January 06, 2021, 11:57:34 am »

Yeah, but who will draw it?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155035 on: January 06, 2021, 11:58:53 am »

Maybe they're all just using you to get with your bike meth
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155036 on: January 06, 2021, 01:15:00 pm »

Oh the plot thickens.... the twist the harem really belongs to meth's bike comes in the last issue of the manga?
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My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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« Reply #155037 on: January 06, 2021, 01:36:56 pm »

sudden flashbacks to Kino's Journey
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« Reply #155038 on: January 06, 2021, 02:15:41 pm »

It is time to take your place as Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, methylatedspirit. The harem is the first phase.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #155039 on: January 06, 2021, 02:29:48 pm »

I agree with scriver, that the bike thing may be a plot to get to meth.

About what to do, the best I can say is, tell them whatever you think about the wooing attemts.
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