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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 9753617 times)

delphonso

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158085 on: December 01, 2021, 08:49:53 pm »

You really picked your words carefully.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158086 on: December 01, 2021, 09:24:56 pm »

I took for granite that we were over geology humor.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158087 on: December 01, 2021, 09:35:56 pm »

Agate it guys.  Schorl is funny
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158088 on: December 01, 2021, 09:55:47 pm »

Hey it's not my fault!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158089 on: December 01, 2021, 10:58:05 pm »

This schist is more than I can beryl.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158090 on: December 02, 2021, 01:28:03 am »

puns bad
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158091 on: December 02, 2021, 02:44:34 am »

I'm impressed by the shear determination of all this. It's a bit anticlinactic, sure - but you shouldn't get aggregated over some puns.

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« Reply #158092 on: December 02, 2021, 03:05:56 am »

When puns bring out rage, this and more at 11.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158093 on: December 02, 2021, 05:39:01 am »

Don't insult geology puns you little piece of schist.
Don't slate me bro

I just love minerals. They're very gneiss

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158094 on: December 02, 2021, 08:56:31 am »

So there were two workplace injuries today and, as the guy working closest to the first aid box, I applied it.

The real strange thing was with the second one.

So my colleague cuts his hand on the reverse end of the broomstick.
He shows the wound to me, then runs away. I try chasing him with band-aid and scissors, but I lose him.
I return the stuff into the first aid box and am about to report the incident, when he reappears.
I go to apply the band-aid, but our boss' son snatched the scissors. So he cuts the band-aid.
As I am returning the rest of the band-aid and the scissors (he gave them back) to the first aid box, our boss notices something's going on, so the wound is reported.
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« Reply #158095 on: December 02, 2021, 10:23:34 am »

I try chasing him with band-aid and scissors

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158097 on: December 02, 2021, 12:42:29 pm »

Everyone got so salty over geology puns.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158098 on: December 03, 2021, 03:22:13 am »

But why? Puns are the bedrock of comedy.
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« Reply #158099 on: December 03, 2021, 03:32:40 am »

But what if we chase the salty people with band-aid and scissors?
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