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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158100 on: December 03, 2021, 04:44:39 am »

But what if we chase the salty people with band-aid and scissors?
You'd get a lot of hurt people, as that would be very dangerous.

I know some of you were expecting a pun here, but I didn't want to rub salt in anybody's wounds. That's what the bandages are for

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« Reply #158101 on: December 03, 2021, 05:25:37 am »

A scouring pad is more efficient at rubbing salt into a wound than a bandage is
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158102 on: December 03, 2021, 06:35:15 am »

Debridement, with salt
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158103 on: December 03, 2021, 03:41:23 pm »

But what if we chase the salty people with band-aid and scissors?
I believe that's called a salt.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158104 on: December 03, 2021, 03:50:10 pm »

But what if we chased the bandaged people with salt?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158105 on: December 03, 2021, 04:21:44 pm »

Depends on the season
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« Reply #158106 on: December 03, 2021, 07:23:12 pm »

If you treat people with salt, they're likely to get cured.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158107 on: December 03, 2021, 08:59:21 pm »

If you treat people with salt, they're likely to get cured.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158108 on: December 04, 2021, 12:19:34 am »

If you treat people with salt, they're likely to get cured.
Masterful. We can stop the punning now, Joshua has won.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158109 on: December 04, 2021, 12:34:25 am »

Na, that salt pun really rocked, but there's no need to stop the puns.   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158110 on: December 04, 2021, 12:40:13 am »

Need can no more stop puns than a forlorn pelvic thrust can stop an avalanche.
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« Reply #158111 on: December 04, 2021, 12:41:19 am »

How did we get from puns to 'yo momma is so fat...'  jokes?
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« Reply #158112 on: December 04, 2021, 12:48:22 pm »

I broke a plastic pipe when trying to unclog the bathroom sink, apparently you were supposed to screw that part off in two places, not just one and then pull. I've also broken the glass cover of a framed poster and a candle holder this week, so it's a great one...

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158113 on: December 04, 2021, 12:51:15 pm »

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« Reply #158114 on: December 04, 2021, 07:15:00 pm »

The pope has a Twitter account, which gets used for making pronouncements about how people should act based according to the bible.

People lost their minds when he said that poor immigrants should be treated well by wealthy nations. The majority of Christians can't accept the idea of treating anyone else with humanity, especially poors and non-whites.

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