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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160215 on: June 28, 2022, 11:57:17 am »

i would take the giant fat python in

silly fat python, it's cold in there, i've got the warm you're after
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160216 on: June 28, 2022, 12:12:46 pm »

Fuckin' hell. Which part of the UK does your uncle live in? Leeds?
It was in Malaysia

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160217 on: June 28, 2022, 10:07:35 pm »

The AC I got is a freestanding deal with a pair of hoses thst go outside. It's kind of the only one that would fit in my apartment.
It's noisy as fuck, but it works.
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« Reply #160218 on: June 28, 2022, 10:13:17 pm »

i would take the giant fat python in

silly fat python, it's cold in there, i've got the warm you're after

ACs have a hot side and a cool side to their coolant loop. Meaning there was likely a place very nice and warm in the AC, next to the radiator, for example. The AC could've stopped working due to impeding of heat exchange because there was a big fat python in the way lmao.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160219 on: June 29, 2022, 02:14:46 am »

The AC I got is a freestanding deal with a pair of hoses thst go outside. It's kind of the only one that would fit in my apartment.
It's noisy as fuck, but it works.

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« Reply #160220 on: June 29, 2022, 03:40:48 am »

Wonder what people would do if it turned out that fat pythons were a vital part their ACs were lacking?
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« Reply #160221 on: June 29, 2022, 04:52:29 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160222 on: June 29, 2022, 12:02:35 pm »

Got another robocall, this one even had the first *6* digits of my phone number!  I sigh and pick it up since 1/10 calls are important.

"Hello"
Code: [Select]
Goodbye *click*
My thoughts:
Well that was rude.  ...Kinda threatening, really.  Wait *was* that a threat?

So yeah this AI stuff has gotten out of hand, I've got a yandere call center stalking me.  Not sure how I feel about it, but what can ya do?

Edit:  It gets weirder!  My mom just texted me asking about an Amazon account robocall.  I check and my Amazon shipment - the first one I've made in a year - just shipped an hour ago.  Coincidence?  ...Almost certainly, but strange!
It's probably just a scam like Pisskop's describing though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160223 on: June 29, 2022, 12:05:24 pm »

I get a *lot* of calls swearing that I authorized a $999 apple iphone 12 to my amazon account.
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« Reply #160224 on: June 29, 2022, 03:20:20 pm »

Got another robocall, this one even had the first *6* digits of my phone number!  I sigh and pick it up since 1/10 calls are important.

"Hello"
Code: [Select]
Goodbye *click*
My thoughts:
Well that was rude.  ...Kinda threatening, really.  Wait *was* that a threat?

So yeah this AI stuff has gotten out of hand, I've got a yandere call center stalking me.  Not sure how I feel about it, but what can ya do?

Edit:  It gets weirder!  My mom just texted me asking about an Amazon account robocall.  I check and my Amazon shipment - the first one I've made in a year - just shipped an hour ago.  Coincidence?  ...Almost certainly, but strange!
It's probably just a scam like Pisskop's describing though.

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This time I got a phone call from a mysterious phone number. It was 00-0000

I was an idiot and decided to pick it up. I didn't hear anything so I said "Hello?, no answer so I then said "I can't hear you".

I then got a response...

It was one of the creepiest voices I ever heard. It was this deliberately uncanny computerized female voice and it said "Good bye."

I then immediately hung up because it was clear that some shady shit was going on. Now I wonder, have I fallen into the trap of yet another scam? If so, what should I do about this one?

God does history like to repeat itself!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160225 on: June 29, 2022, 07:22:11 pm »

Walk out door to do food things, tv be like

*stodgy academic narrator voice* "This is a whale penis."

and I be like

"yep, that be whale dick, why is there giant whale dick on this tv, grandparents why are you watching whale dong documentary"

just move along, move along
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160226 on: June 29, 2022, 08:55:25 pm »

They've always enjoyed risqué nature documentaries, they're just old enough now they don't care if you know they're watching whale porn
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« Reply #160227 on: June 30, 2022, 02:43:25 am »

You know the world is a great place when you can watch whale dongs on TV.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160228 on: June 30, 2022, 04:58:34 am »

You know the world is a great place when you can watch whale dongs on TV.

My great grandfather had to sail for weeks to see a good whale dong.
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