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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13177284 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161790 on: January 21, 2023, 04:49:46 am »

Putnam you are a terrifying coding prodigy from our perspective. Especially from how much you accomplished without access to the source code.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161791 on: January 21, 2023, 01:47:47 pm »

People keep asking me about whether it's hard to work with DF's code. I... actually don't know why? I think people have this misapprehension about what makes code difficult to understand, or something? Codebases made by one (1) programmer are the least likely to be a problem.

Or I'm some sort of terrifying prodigy, who knows.

I think it's both. :p
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161792 on: January 21, 2023, 04:10:37 pm »

I mean, I just assumed DF was programmed in FORTRAN.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161793 on: January 21, 2023, 04:42:49 pm »

I just assumed Toady didn't exist and DF was actually programming itself.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161794 on: January 21, 2023, 04:57:09 pm »

But you see, TEH EVIL AMERIKA is responsible for everything!!!111!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah. There are a few evil people, like the ones in Davos at the moment, but most people, pretty much all around the world, just want to live their lives, have kids, take whatever other happiness from life they can, grow old, and die. It's just that a handful of people want to make that death thing happen a whole lot sooner that the people would like.
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« Reply #161795 on: January 22, 2023, 02:24:38 am »

Putnam you are a terrifying coding prodigy from our perspective. Especially from how much you accomplished without access to the source code.

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Has Putnam come to deliver us from our boring lives?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161796 on: January 23, 2023, 11:31:00 pm »

People keep asking me about whether it's hard to work with DF's code. I... actually don't know why? I think people have this misapprehension about what makes code difficult to understand, or something? Codebases made by one (1) programmer are the least likely to be a problem.

Or I'm some sort of terrifying prodigy, who knows. I think the "codebase that is maybe a little crusty but since it's consistent the crust is something you can acclimate to in hours rather than weeks or months" makes more sense as an explanation?

Like, look at something like Cataclysm DDA or, even worse, SS13, and you'll find a horrid hodgepodge of clashing Opinions on code with the consistency only in style because it's enforced by the CI (in CDDA's case lol). With DF I see one guy's Opinions, which I can just sort of pick up as soon as I see them?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161797 on: January 24, 2023, 08:04:30 am »

The sock has followed TamerVirus' creed and has reappeared yesterday.

When leaving work, it was in my locker, on top of my backpack.
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« Reply #161798 on: January 24, 2023, 08:38:21 am »

The locker goblins has rejected your offering.

You have earned their ire.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161799 on: January 24, 2023, 09:27:39 am »

But you see, TEH EVIL AMERIKA is responsible for everything!!!111!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah. There are a few evil people, like the ones in Davos at the moment, but most people, pretty much all around the world, just want to live their lives, have kids, take whatever other happiness from life they can, grow old, and die. It's just that a handful of people want to make that death thing happen a whole lot sooner that the people would like.
A handful of people with a hideous concentration of wealth and power can bugger over a hell of a lot more people than linear arithmetic would seem to suggest. I always think of how the EIC or VOC managed to lord over millions despite being outnumbered... Well millions to one. Some things change, others just get worse

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161800 on: January 24, 2023, 09:46:37 am »

Maybe it's milk-plus Alex and his droogs were drinking. Seems to have similar effect too.
Well it came in shot glasses so it was probably a bit of spicy milk yea

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161801 on: January 27, 2023, 01:30:33 pm »

The fact bay12 isn't a secure website, come on guys get on it.
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« Reply #161802 on: January 27, 2023, 01:39:53 pm »

True security isn't in hiding your information but in being safe even if your information isn't hidden.
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« Reply #161803 on: January 27, 2023, 01:50:51 pm »

True security isn't in hiding your information but in being safe even if your information isn't hidden.

Hm, good point.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #161804 on: January 27, 2023, 09:55:23 pm »

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