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[Sirus]

...... well congrats for revealing to your parents finally, pending on impending doom upon you?

At this point doom is likely averted except for my extended family. I really, really doubt my cousins are going to invite me to anything anymore (and least when the rumors get around about me, which inevitably will). I will, of course, still send them wedding invitations when that time comes. Maybe making out on the included picture

That's just evil xD

[Wrex]

Something like this would have happened if I had come out at like, 16. I got sent to a religion counselor for pornography addiction back then. Was in a far, far worse depression than now due to self loathing, at least until I stopped thinking masturbation was bad and was going to send me to hell. 'Tis why I hate masturbation shame so much, since it's probably a good chunk of the reason I'm as messed up as I am today. They thought I'd been "clean" all these years (snicker), which is why they asked about porn.

/end Kai's life story.

Urgh. This shit is so dumb. :/ People just can't accept that it is normal and healthy for kids to masturbate. It's frakking human nature. Just messes people up for life to try and force them to not be human like that.

* Wrex feels abnormal because he never masturbated.

[kaijyuu]

/shrug

No big deal either way.

[MaximumZero]

...... well congrats for revealing to your parents finally, pending on impending doom upon you?

At this point doom is likely averted except for my extended family. I really, really doubt my cousins are going to invite me to anything anymore (and least when the rumors get around about me, which inevitably will). I will, of course, still send them wedding invitations when that time comes. Maybe making out on the included picture

That's just evil xD

I think you misspelled "hilarious".

* Wrex feels abnormal because he never masturbated.

Don't worry about it, bro. I'm sure most of us have made up for you.

[Xantalos]

Something like this would have happened if I had come out at like, 16. I got sent to a religion counselor for pornography addiction back then. Was in a far, far worse depression than now due to self loathing, at least until I stopped thinking masturbation was bad and was going to send me to hell. 'Tis why I hate masturbation shame so much, since it's probably a good chunk of the reason I'm as messed up as I am today. They thought I'd been "clean" all these years (snicker), which is why they asked about porn.

/end Kai's life story.

Urgh. This shit is so dumb. :/ People just can't accept that it is normal and healthy for kids to masturbate. It's frakking human nature. Just messes people up for life to try and force them to not be human like that.

* Wrex feels abnormal because he never masturbated.

* Xantalos  is jelly

[Hanslanda]

-snipped-

* Wrex feels abnormal because he never masturbated.

* Xantalos  is jelly

* Hanslanda is also jelly.

[Sirus]

-snipped-

* Wrex feels abnormal because he never masturbated.

* Xantalos  is jelly

* Hanslanda is also jelly.

* Sirus  isn't sure whether to be jelly or not.

EDIT: Huh, the thing didn't work.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Why in the world are you jealous of that?

[Xantalos]

Why in the world are you jealous of that?

Extensive reasons, mainly because I consider it to be pointless. [SAN METER: -99999999...]

[kaijyuu]

Why in the world are you jealous of that?

Extensive reasons, mainly because I consider it to be pointless. [SAN METER: -99999999...]

No more "pointless" than any other recreation.


Seriously. Embrace it! Great stress relief and if you're one of those who can't completely control your libido, it's an easy way to cool it off for a few hours (for men anyway).

[Xantalos]

Why in the world are you jealous of that?

Extensive reasons, mainly because I consider it to be pointless. [SAN METER: -99999999...]

No more "pointless" than any other recreation.


Seriously. Embrace it! Great stress relief and if you're one of those who can't completely control your libido, it's an easy way to cool it off for a few hours (for men anyway).

For me, it just reminds me that for all those minutes, I could've been doing something else.

[Wrex]

Why in the world are you jealous of that?

Extensive reasons, mainly because I consider it to be pointless. [SAN METER: -99999999...]

No more "pointless" than any other recreation.


Seriously. Embrace it! Great stress relief and if you're one of those who can't completely control your libido, it's an easy way to cool it off for a few hours (for men anyway).

But I don't -have- a libido as I commonly understand one. I would consider myself sexually repressed if I had a sexuality to repress.

[Xantalos]

Why in the world are you jealous of that?

Extensive reasons, mainly because I consider it to be pointless. [SAN METER: -99999999...]

No more "pointless" than any other recreation.


Seriously. Embrace it! Great stress relief and if you're one of those who can't completely control your libido, it's an easy way to cool it off for a few hours (for men anyway).

But I don't -have- a libido as I commonly understand one. I would consider myself sexually repressed if I had a sexuality to repress.

Again - JEEEEELLLLLLYYYYY

[MaximumZero]

Why in the world are you jealous of that?

Extensive reasons, mainly because I consider it to be pointless. [SAN METER: -99999999...]

No more "pointless" than any other recreation.


Seriously. Embrace it! Great stress relief and if you're one of those who can't completely control your libido, it's an easy way to cool it off for a few hours (for men anyway).

But I don't -have- a libido as I commonly understand one. I would consider myself sexually repressed if I had a sexuality to repress.

Asexuality is a thing, man. If you're not interested, you're not interested. No biggie.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

But I don't -have- a libido as I commonly understand one. I would consider myself sexually repressed if I had a sexuality to repress.

You are either extremely asexual or have a minor case of severe brain damage.