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[RedKing]

Make doubly sure to say something along the lines of "We did this. May God have mercy on our souls."

Because you never know...even if it wasn't your department, odds are good that the government had something to do with it

That's exactly the logic my userbase has. Anything remotely relating to computers that they don't like? *I* did it. As in, me personally. Because all IT people are a hivemind intelligence.

[Frumple]

Because all IT people are a hivemind intelligence.

Soon. Soon. Not yet. But soon.Soon on a geological timescale, anyway.

[Sirus]

Make doubly sure to say something along the lines of "We did this. May God have mercy on our souls."

Because you never know...even if it wasn't your department, odds are good that the government had something to do with it

That's exactly the logic my userbase has. Anything remotely relating to computers that they don't like? *I* did it. As in, me personally. Because all IT people are a hivemind intelligence.

You aren't accusing me of using that logic, are you?
:|

[RedKing]

Make doubly sure to say something along the lines of "We did this. May God have mercy on our souls."

Because you never know...even if it wasn't your department, odds are good that the government had something to do with it

That's exactly the logic my userbase has. Anything remotely relating to computers that they don't like? *I* did it. As in, me personally. Because all IT people are a hivemind intelligence.

You aren't accusing me of using that logic, are you?
:|

Well to be fair, once all the folks here have been zombified, we kinda *will* be a hivemind intelligence.

What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to a mind? Our unity is full of wonder, which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive.

[Karnewarrior]

Can you use your hivemind and magic IT powers to fix my Computer?

It's running Windows 95. I think it may have something to do with the magnet I put in the drive to keep it full when I'm not using a disk. It was the only disclike thing in the house, but I slathered it in Vegetable Oil, so it should be good, right?

I probably have a virus. How do I kill it? I tried deleting some weird files from C:/System 32 but that only made things worse.

[Sirus]

Can you use your hivemind and magic IT powers to fix my Computer?

It's running Windows 95. I think it may have something to do with the magnet I put in the drive to keep it full when I'm not using a disk. It was the only disclike thing in the house, but I slathered it in Vegetable Oil, so it should be good, right?

I probably have a virus. How do I kill it? I tried deleting some weird files from C:/System 32 but that only made things worse.

I lol'd.

[Flying Dice]

Can you use your hivemind and magic IT powers to fix my Computer?

It's running Windows 95. I think it may have something to do with the magnet I put in the drive to keep it full when I'm not using a disk. It was the only disclike thing in the house, but I slathered it in Vegetable Oil, so it should be good, right?

I probably have a virus. How do I kill it? I tried deleting some weird files from C:/System 32 but that only made things worse.

Karne, how could you!? Everyone knows that if you don't make use of the cupholder at least once per week the computer will get sulky and stop working.

[RedKing]

At this point, I think Vladimir Putin exists solely to create new memes.


And from a link on that page, Norwegian kindergarten teacher fired after she lets students taste her blood.

[Kadzar]

And from a link on that page, Norwegian kindergarten teacher fired after she lets students taste her blood.

Obviously she was trying to create thralls.

[Lightningfalcon]

At this point, I think Vladimir Putin exists solely to create new memes.


And from a link on that page, Norwegian kindergarten teacher fired after she lets students taste her blood.

I hope that village has their wooden stakes ready for a purging. 
I wonder what was going on in that teachers mind.  Was she not of sound thinking, or what?

[MaximumZero]

13+ Things Your Bartender Won't Tell You

Since the list wound up being 26 things...

27) I hate your guts, but I'll smile and take your money because I have to. Just remember that I can set you on fire at any given time.

[SalmonGod]

And from a link on that page, Norwegian kindergarten teacher fired after she lets students taste her blood.

Obviously she was trying to create thralls.

My WTF on this story.  When I shared the link on Facebook, this is the thumbnail it placed with it.



WHERE THE HELL DID IT GET THAT IMAGE.  I can't even find it anywhere on that page!... but I really want it to be there, because it's kinda amazing...

[Frumple]

Kinda' spoiler worthy cause I really didn't want to have that staring at me argh

Maybe a bit of body horror there. Things with gaping chunks of them put along the side usually are.

[Euld]

Definitely looks fake but egad it's creepy D:

[Sirus]

Not sure if fake. I saw something similar on TV once, a guy who lost most of his face (including both eyes) and basically wore a prosthetic face.