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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3420 on: December 13, 2011, 02:48:45 pm »

Three girls and I were playing truth or dare. I made one friend make a snowball and share eating it with her best friend, and they didn't like that (Lady and the Tramp isn't appropriate, apparently).

On the way back to our dorm, we ran into a snowman who had both breasts and a penis sculpted onto it. My next dare was to fellatate the snow-penis.

Then, I was dared to let the girls dress me up and put makeup on me. Needless to say, I need to devise some devious dares for them in return, but I'm still WTF'ing over those two things.

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« Reply #3421 on: December 13, 2011, 02:58:38 pm »

On the topic of ear hygiene, how do you correctly clean the insides of your ears? I'm very ticklish in those parts, and maybe feel a little pain for trying to do that. And I feel deafer day after day. I need it out very soon...
Ear wax remover drops and hot showers.  Sticking q-tips into your ears fuck you up
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3422 on: December 13, 2011, 03:04:27 pm »

On the topic of ear hygiene, how do you correctly clean the insides of your ears? I'm very ticklish in those parts, and maybe feel a little pain for trying to do that. And I feel deafer day after day. I need it out very soon...
Ear wax remover drops and hot showers.  Sticking q-tips into your ears fuck you up

My ears have a gag reflex, Qtips are not an option. You can also use a water pick to flush out your ear more effectively than a shower, but you need one with a low adjustable setting as you don't want to blast your eardrum.
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« Reply #3423 on: December 13, 2011, 03:06:15 pm »

High pressure water into your ear makes your eyeball feel like it's falling down a waterfall.
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« Reply #3424 on: December 13, 2011, 03:07:08 pm »

High pressure water into your ear makes your eyeball feel like it's falling down a waterfall.

Every tear drop is... OH GOD AN ACTUAL WATERFALL.

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« Reply #3425 on: December 13, 2011, 03:17:56 pm »

It's generally advised against messing with the external ear conduit, and to limit oneself to clean only the very most external parts of the ear.
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« Reply #3426 on: December 13, 2011, 03:24:51 pm »

Soak in 6 Molar Aqueous solution of HCl. If that's too caustic, start lower, maybe at .5 Molar and work your way up. If it's not enough, an acetylene torch might do the trick.
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« Reply #3427 on: December 13, 2011, 03:28:05 pm »

Bah. I say dig deeper! Strike the ear!

And if you cause massive brain trauma and loss of hearing, your epitaph can read, "He dug too greedily...and too deep."
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« Reply #3428 on: December 13, 2011, 03:28:32 pm »

Bah. I say dig deeper! Strike the ear!

And if you cause massive brain trauma and loss of hearing, your epitaph can read, "He dug too greedily...and too deep."

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« Reply #3429 on: December 13, 2011, 05:12:21 pm »

I personally used one of those ear cleaning kits they sell at pharmacies.   I suppose it worked, but it was weird.  I followed the directions to the letter but still spent like a week feeling like I had water in my ears and had liquified wax coming out my ears when I slept.  After that though I could hear really damn well.

If you ever need to go to an ear doctor for some reason or another I think they have professional ear cleaning stuff and I imagine that is better than the do it yourself kits.  Though I suppose they probably charge out the nose ears for it.
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« Reply #3430 on: December 13, 2011, 05:35:55 pm »

Visualizing Photons in Motion at a Trillion Frames Per Second

http://web.media.mit.edu/~raskar//trillionfps/
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3431 on: December 13, 2011, 05:42:07 pm »

Visualizing Photons in Motion at a Trillion Frames Per Second

http://web.media.mit.edu/~raskar//trillionfps/

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« Reply #3432 on: December 13, 2011, 05:43:11 pm »

Visualizing Photons in Motion at a Trillion Frames Per Second

http://web.media.mit.edu/~raskar//trillionfps/
I admit, I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at. The images look fantastic, however, and 2 trillion frames per second is insane.
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« Reply #3433 on: December 13, 2011, 05:44:08 pm »

It's half a trillion frames per second. Still insane.
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« Reply #3434 on: December 13, 2011, 05:47:53 pm »

It's half a trillion frames per second. Still insane.
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