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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 8619775 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44535 on: February 21, 2014, 07:08:04 pm »

This... this is perhaps the most confusing thing I have ever eaten. Applesauce, mixed with crunchy fluffernutter (or, well, peanut butter and marshmallow cream) and chocolate syrup. It... I...

... I can't tell what it tastes like. And the texture changes with every spoonful. It's not even bad, per se. Or good. Kinda' sweet, but not nearly as sweet as it should be, given the ingredients.

This is a very strange thing I have created. I don't think I'll ever do it again. At least not without a decent blender to normalize the texture.

E: Okay, now my stomach/mouth is kinda' refusing to let me eat more. It has officially gone "Nope." Lesson learned: Mixing too many textures makes your tongue rebel. It doesn't even taste bad, or have any unpleasant, on their own, textures involved. It's apparently just that fact that there's so many, and like half of them not sequential, that's making the physiology freak out a little.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44536 on: February 21, 2014, 07:58:50 pm »

I think you just created the culinary equivalent of non-euclidean space.
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« Reply #44537 on: February 21, 2014, 08:29:14 pm »

... yeah, more or less. Unsurprisingly, eating it turned out about as well as eating non-euclidean space goes. Everything goes well, at first, but then you're feeling five mutually exclusive sensations simultaneously and your limbs walk off and set up small licensing businesses on the other side of the street, leaving you confused and somehow hungrier than you started. At which point all you can really do is go "To lovecraftian hell with this." and worm-crawl off to have a bowl of noodles.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44538 on: February 21, 2014, 08:35:25 pm »

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« Reply #44539 on: February 21, 2014, 08:38:44 pm »

Apparently some songs are outright impossible to find on YouTube if you want the original artists, even when other songs from the same album are readily available O_o

SPACE JAM 2?!?!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44540 on: February 21, 2014, 08:39:40 pm »

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« Reply #44541 on: February 21, 2014, 08:40:49 pm »

... you just had to actually say it, didn't you Xant?

Now it's cursed. Murphy's comin' for 'is due.

Just you watch. The slam jam for that thing will be poorly done dubstep.
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« Reply #44542 on: February 21, 2014, 08:41:36 pm »

I guarantee I wasn't the first to say this.
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« Reply #44543 on: February 21, 2014, 08:42:47 pm »

Oh, of course not. But yours was the straw that broke the murphy distracting camel's back.
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« Reply #44544 on: February 21, 2014, 08:43:09 pm »

No, I hired a Russian bouncer to do that.
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« Reply #44545 on: February 21, 2014, 08:45:43 pm »

Slam Jam dubstep exists. I just checked the Youtubes.
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« Reply #44546 on: February 21, 2014, 08:53:32 pm »

Slam jam roughly everything exists, Flyme. It's been a thing for a long while, now.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44547 on: February 21, 2014, 08:58:58 pm »

Suitemate (he of the voodoo doll) has, as I believe I've mentioned at some point, a new girlfriend, who lives three hours away in nowhere, Oklahoma. He's currently in the hall lobby with a guitar he doesn't know how to play singing the Happy Birthday song to a girl who isn't present and not on Skype or speakerphone.

It is the cringiest thing ever. We really need a cringe thread.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44548 on: February 21, 2014, 09:24:16 pm »

SPACE JAM 2?!?!
This will either be the greatest thing or will not exist. Gods help them if they change the theme song.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44549 on: February 21, 2014, 10:07:37 pm »

SPACE JAM 2?!?!
This will either be the greatest thing or will not exist. Gods help them if they change the theme song.
The link now says that it doesn't exist, according to a Tweet that occurred a minute before the article was originally published.
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