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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12996387 times)

penguinofhonor

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44610 on: February 23, 2014, 11:23:09 pm »

Yoink's avatar is my WTF today.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44611 on: February 23, 2014, 11:23:58 pm »

So I just got to Lavender Town for the first time in Pokemon Blue. I'd heard about the Lavender Town Tone creepypasta, but there's creepypasta about Mario and Dora the Explorer so I figured it was just typical Internet exaggeration.

Spoiler: jesus christ (click to show/hide)

what the fuck

Yep~

Messed up things occur in Lavender Town. No matter what the continuity.

Spoiler: Quite infamously (click to show/hide)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44612 on: February 24, 2014, 06:53:58 am »

Yoink's avatar is my WTF today.
Yay! :D

My latest WTF: Just went for a walk, and on the way back I noticed something sitting on a bus stop bench.
At first I thought it was a bottle in a clichéd brown paper bag, but on closer inspection it was a hairbrush, wrapped tightly in a plastic shopping bag and with a note saying "FREE HAIR BRUSH. ENJOY! XXX" taped to it. Seemed kind of suspicious, but I couldn't detect anything wrong with it, so eventually I cautiously carried it home.
Seems like a perfectly normal hairbrush, nothing wrong with it aside a bit of normal wear. Its previous owner even seemingly cleaned it up before getting rid of it, as there's a minimal amount of hair stuck to the thing.

The really weird thing? Just this morning, I was getting a couple of things from the supermarket, and picked up a hairbrush to buy.
I ended up realising that it was too expensive for me and the pittance of money I have left at the end of the fortnight, so I reluctantly forwent it and bought a pack of instant noodles instead.

Now, thanks to this mystery hairbrush donor, my hair has just had its first proper combing since a week ago at a friend's place (and that was a one-off thing).
Thanks, whoever-you-are!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44613 on: February 24, 2014, 06:59:13 am »

Maybe a secret admirer/stalker?
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« Reply #44614 on: February 24, 2014, 07:03:51 am »

-snip-
This has SCP written all over it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44615 on: February 24, 2014, 07:04:53 am »

Playing Mass Effect 3 at 3 in the morning and solely doing fetch quests feels oddly good.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44616 on: February 24, 2014, 07:05:45 am »

They'd have to be pretty dedicated to know my usual walking route and have somehow known I'd be the first interested person to spot the brush sitting there. Or maybe they were following me at a distance as I walked?
Either way, I'd be flattered. :P

Fakeedit:
This has SCP written all over it.
...Uh oh. That could be interesting.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44617 on: February 24, 2014, 07:35:44 am »

So, Facebook. Haven't used it for a long time. Last used was prob when my last girlfriend broke up with me. So, around 5-6 years now...
Chances of remember password. 10%...

So, click Forgotten Password.
Email choice is linked to an OLD EMAIL that was Pornspammed while in Highschool (kids signup to "Free" Pornnewsletters and such with your email address), so yeah thats long gone unused and forgotten and am now in Gmail.
Phone Choice. Hey look at that, the number is right BUT, Optus decided that my house is a blackhole of deadzone that the moment I even step within 10m of the place my Phone loses all connection, so either I have to go play Statue of Liberty outside in the rain or something to get that code...

Only real choice is to try this, "No longer have access" option, seems like its designed to allow you to connect your account to your new email/phone if the old doesn't work, SOUNDS GREAT, how does it work???

You choose 3 of your Trusted Friends that you have external contact with (phone, family, etc) and get a special security code that gets sent to them. Ok. Sounds good so far, you would choose your family members right?

WRONG!!!

FACEBOOK CHOOSES 20 OR SO OFF YOUR FRIENDLIST AND WHEN YOU CHOOSE ONE 1/3 DISAPPEARS THEN 1/2 DISAPPEARS LEAVING YOU WITH PEOPLE THAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE ANY FUCKING CONTACT WITH EXTERNALLY OUTSIDE OF FACEBOOK ITSELF!!! BRILLIANT!!!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44618 on: February 24, 2014, 08:19:54 am »

I'm a pretty  experienced F:NV player, but I've been  dedicating this playthrough to places I don't normally go, so my WTF of the day is: the Thorn. Seriously, I just killed three Giant Radscorpions in the arena, a reward of 120 caps barely covers my ammo costs!
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« Reply #44619 on: February 24, 2014, 09:20:53 am »

I'm a pretty  experienced F:NV player, but I've been  dedicating this playthrough to places I don't normally go, so my WTF of the day is: the Thorn. Seriously, I just killed three Giant Radscorpions in the arena, a reward of 120 caps barely covers my ammo costs!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44620 on: February 24, 2014, 09:22:05 am »

-snip-
This has SCP written all over it.
I'd be way, way too suspicious to use that brush. Lice, and all that jazz.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44621 on: February 24, 2014, 09:26:30 am »

Well, if Yoink ever suddenly goes offline, we can know they've become a D-class and is probably starring in SCP Containment Breach.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44622 on: February 24, 2014, 12:02:52 pm »

Maybe it's just a friendly bus bench. Someone lacking bus fare finds a wet dollar plastered to it. Someone with their hair flying around in the wind notices a hair tie. SCP would nab it and stick it in the lunchroom or something.
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« Reply #44623 on: February 24, 2014, 12:15:36 pm »

Maybe it's just a friendly bus bench. Someone lacking bus fare finds a wet dollar plastered to it. Someone with their hair flying around in the wind notices a hair tie. SCP would nab it and stick it in the lunchroom or something.
That's... Actually pretty good.
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« Reply #44624 on: February 24, 2014, 12:18:31 pm »

A bench that creates bums. It provides just the bare minimum needed to survive, while a mental effect slowly kills your will to live. Hair messy? Here's an old hairbrush! Hungry? Someone left part of a bagged lunch under the seat. Kicked out of your apartment because you inexplicably quit your job and can't make rent? The bench is always ever-so-slightly warm, even in the coldest weather. Until one day you lose even the will to stand up and move around, and eventually starve to death slumped on one end of the bench. And the bench moves on to someone new.

The bench will provide.
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