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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5986567 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48750 on: May 03, 2014, 10:13:38 am »

Went outside to look for something. Instead spent like 10-15 minutes watching what was either a lizard mating ritual or attempt at rape.

Sometimes I wonder what I've done to reach this point in my life. I mean, it's not exactly bad, but I'm not a lizard biologist or whatev'. Probably shouldn't be investing so much time in watching 'em.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48751 on: May 03, 2014, 10:27:12 am »

Wait a moment, are you feeling bad for being interested at stuff? You go back there right now and finish watching that interesting thing right now. And if you bring a camera, you'll actually be a lizardologist, so you have no excuses. Also you'll be a lizard porn director, but that's a necessary sacrifice.
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« Reply #48752 on: May 03, 2014, 10:36:52 am »

Remember, the only difference between being a scientist and screwing around is if you record stuff.
But people screwing around is recorded. It's called pornography.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48753 on: May 03, 2014, 10:38:59 am »

No that's just plain screwing. Screwing around is different.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48754 on: May 03, 2014, 10:43:35 am »

No that's just plain screwing. Screwing around is different.
What if you're screwing on a merry-go-round?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48755 on: May 03, 2014, 10:44:11 am »

Pretty sure that's illegal.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48756 on: May 03, 2014, 10:47:11 am »

Not in a public park, obviously. Maybe you had it installed in your back yard.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48757 on: May 03, 2014, 11:06:24 am »

Someone needs to get a merry-go-round delivered to their house to test this. Then we can finally know for sure.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48758 on: May 03, 2014, 11:42:01 am »

siiiiiiiiigh

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48759 on: May 03, 2014, 11:46:00 am »

I volunteer as tribute.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48760 on: May 03, 2014, 12:11:47 pm »

I volunteer as tribute.
Shoot, Descan's a guy.

That would have been [INTENSE] though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48761 on: May 03, 2014, 12:13:02 pm »

Ah, but Descan would only be interested in guys, and LordSlowpoke said preferably willing people. Not required.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48762 on: May 03, 2014, 12:21:26 pm »

I can confirm that Descan is not only interested in men, he just prefers penises.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48763 on: May 03, 2014, 12:24:54 pm »

I can confirm that Descan is not only interested in men, he just prefers penises.
I think your avatar would be relevant.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48764 on: May 03, 2014, 12:40:19 pm »

No need to get fancy, people. The earth is both spinning rather quickly and moving around the sun at a nice pace. Any screwing is, by default, screwing around.
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