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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50175 on: May 23, 2014, 02:40:14 am »

Now what we need is the ability to use the vibrator as a melee weapon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50177 on: May 23, 2014, 02:46:05 am »

Well, you can use anything, even a paper wrapper as a weapon. No guarantee of it being an effective weapon, but you can bash a zombie and potentially kill a zombie with anything, including the vibrator.

EDIT: With enough skill you can also be an internet ninja.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50178 on: May 23, 2014, 02:47:56 am »

Not to mention in DF where you can kill people with water.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50179 on: May 23, 2014, 02:51:32 am »

Cataclysm DDA: Deviantly Dispatching Abominations.

DF is pretty ridiculous at times though. I once killed a man with his own blood.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50180 on: May 23, 2014, 03:12:07 am »

I'm just hoping Toady will add something similar to rigor mortis that lets me wave around my severed arm, an axe still held in its grip.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50181 on: May 23, 2014, 07:02:21 am »

I can't access Youtube and Google. They simply don't load.
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« Reply #50182 on: May 23, 2014, 07:20:08 am »

I can't access Youtube and Google. They simply don't load.
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« Reply #50183 on: May 23, 2014, 12:23:47 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50184 on: May 23, 2014, 12:30:56 pm »

How else are you supposed to off the zombies but by whacking them?
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« Reply #50185 on: May 23, 2014, 01:01:22 pm »

At least it doesn't tell us where we're hitting them like DF does.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50186 on: May 23, 2014, 01:27:58 pm »

You whack the zombie in the eye!

The severed part flies off in an arc!

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« Reply #50187 on: May 23, 2014, 02:13:29 pm »

At least it doesn't tell us where we're hitting them like DF does.

True sometimes hitting an enemy in Dwarf Fortress feels like you are sitting in on an off lesson in anatomy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50188 on: May 23, 2014, 02:24:44 pm »

Turns out applying very hot gravy directly to the wrist gets you a bad burn. Who knew.
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I misread this on the first go as "Turns out applying very hot gravity directly to the wrist gets you a bad bum. Who knew."

Who knew indeed.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50189 on: May 23, 2014, 02:28:43 pm »

You whack the zombie in the eye!

The severed part flies off in an arc!
So basically you whacked off the zombie's eye.
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