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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50220 on: May 23, 2014, 08:59:29 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50221 on: May 23, 2014, 09:01:46 pm »

It's not as much as getting a team of automatic doctors, it's more like killing the computer and reviving it.
And people call me mad when I say that murder is a solution.
The problem is that you can't revive dead people.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50222 on: May 23, 2014, 09:09:25 pm »

But we do! Fairly regularly, even.

Admittedly, not very long dead, but so long as they're still quite fresh we do a not-entirely-terrible job of bringing the poor bastards back, brain damage and whatnot be damned.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50223 on: May 23, 2014, 10:05:25 pm »

Slight correction: Dr. Kellogg's brother Will actually founded Kellogg Cereal, after the two had a falling out. Yes, the cereal formulas were mostly his brother's but now with 90% less crazy!

They were both Seventh-Day Adventists (which has a lot of obsession with diet and strict moralism), but where John Kellogg started a non-profit to promote eugenics and racial segregation, his brother founded two colleges (Cal Poly Pomona and Kellogg College, Oxford). Much hoopier frood than his bro.



My personal WTF: I took about a 90-minute nap earlier in the evening, then woke up and without really processing what I was doing or why, proceeded to drive to the store and buy Funyuns, Cheerwine, pickled sausages and some Taco Bell.

The only logical explanation is that while I was asleep, I got stoned *and* pregnant.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50224 on: May 23, 2014, 10:15:31 pm »

The only logical explanation is that while I was asleep, I got stoned *and* pregnant.
The best possible combination.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50225 on: May 23, 2014, 10:17:23 pm »

Guys, using lions as sex dolls is a bad idea.
Damn furries.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50226 on: May 24, 2014, 01:17:21 am »

Guys, using lions as sex dolls is a bad idea.
Damn furries.
Wait wouldn't an actual furry hater like that?  What with the likely mauling and eating and all, I would think such people would completely approve of such behavior.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2014, 01:18:52 am by Greiger »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50227 on: May 24, 2014, 01:22:22 am »

Guys, using lions as sex dolls is a bad idea.
Damn furries.
I'm not really sure how it feels to have a barbed penis inside of you.
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« Reply #50228 on: May 24, 2014, 01:54:04 am »

Guys, using lions as sex dolls is a bad idea.
Damn furries.
I'm not really sure how it feels to have a barbed penis inside of you.
Ever been shot with a harpoon before finally finishing off that one-legged fucker? Kinda like that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50229 on: May 24, 2014, 02:31:39 am »

I woke up this morning, got to the shower, and came out. After drying myself off with a towel, everything was fine. Then I got dressed and came to this laptop of mine.

Twenty minutes later I notice that my arm is wet, I look at it, and there's blood. I pay it no mind until finally my brain stopped and said "Wait... Blood shouldn't be there..."

Upon further inspection, there is a six inch cut on my upper forearm. Somehow, in between me getting dressed and me sitting down I managed to get a six inch cut on my forearm, and I didn't notice. How?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50230 on: May 24, 2014, 02:35:04 am »

It's not as much as getting a team of automatic doctors, it's more like killing the computer and reviving it.
And people call me mad when I say that murder is a solution.
The problem is that you can't revive dead people.
The basis of defibrillation is 'turn it off and back on again'.
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« Reply #50231 on: May 24, 2014, 02:35:13 am »

Ghosts did it man. Or aliens. Alien ghosts?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50232 on: May 24, 2014, 04:25:27 am »

It's not as much as getting a team of automatic doctors, it's more like killing the computer and reviving it.
And people call me mad when I say that murder is a solution.
The problem is that you can't revive dead people.
The basis of defibrillation is 'turn it off and back on again'.

I thought the basis of defibrillation was 'here, THAT'S how you do that, silly heart'.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50233 on: May 24, 2014, 05:35:28 am »

Defibrillation is basically just like restarting the computer, except that it's heartbeat rhythm rather than computer RAM.
Heartbeat RAM?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50234 on: May 24, 2014, 06:21:53 am »

Point being, muzzer fookin' necromancy in da' haus. We totes revive deadbros, and we even do it with harnessed lightning sometimes. Victor can suck it -- we got dis shit down.

Though there is admittedly room for improvement. Still. Doin' pretty good.
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