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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50325 on: May 28, 2014, 02:34:29 am »

LICHES DON'T EVEN HAVE LUNGS
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« Reply #50326 on: May 28, 2014, 02:36:15 am »

LICHES DON'T EVEN HAVE LUNGS

Breathe attacks signify more the type of attack.

Breathe attacks can happen in a vacuum and underwater.

If a Lich can summon poisonous gas from his mouth and sprey it over the area in a cone or line, it is a perfectly viable breathe attack or even supernatural ability.
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« Reply #50327 on: May 28, 2014, 02:36:54 am »

LICHES DON'T EVEN HAVE LUNGS
Bake that shit right into the crinkly deadfolk skin. There's no high like interdermal high. Shove enough necromantic energies into a toke and even a stone gets wrecked.

And let me tell you, you don't want to be within 50' of a blazed earth elemental.
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« Reply #50328 on: May 28, 2014, 02:40:20 am »

Undead have poison and mind altering effect immunities, how are they even supposed to get high?
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« Reply #50329 on: May 28, 2014, 02:43:09 am »

Undead have poison and mind altering effect immunities, how are they even supposed to get high?
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« Reply #50330 on: May 28, 2014, 02:47:56 am »

Undead have poison and mind altering effect immunities, how are they even supposed to get high?

To my knowledge the immune to mind altering effects is a consequence of them being mindless. They tend to lose that when they become an intelligent undead.

Liches get so many immunities because they were designed as a "boss" monster so to speak... and like Dragons, for example, they had their CR number lowered so they are stronger then the game tells you (something I HATE).
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« Reply #50331 on: May 28, 2014, 02:49:47 am »

Undead have poison and mind altering effect immunities, how are they even supposed to get high?
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« Reply #50332 on: May 28, 2014, 02:50:26 am »

Naruto had... a twist I wasn't really expecting. This is doubly unexpected. The whole story for the last hundred chapters or so has been predictable as hell.

But then the Evil Villain carried out his Master Plan successfully and... it did exactly what he said it would. Everyone is in an illusion where they're happy forever.

Well, except that our Great Heroes have decided that that's not a good idea, but then again the Big Villain Beyond That naturally shows up now because eff interesting storylines.

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« Reply #50333 on: May 28, 2014, 03:01:47 am »

Undead have poison and mind altering effect immunities, how are they even supposed to get high?
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« Reply #50334 on: May 28, 2014, 03:15:38 am »

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« Reply #50335 on: May 28, 2014, 03:21:29 am »

Apparently, as well as gore and porn spam, someone recieved child porn spam from the troll on SpaceBattles. Worse, said troll has figured out how to hide the out-of-PM name in PMs, as someone got one that had a mod's name on it before it had the troll guy name in-PM.
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« Reply #50336 on: May 28, 2014, 03:40:23 am »

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« Reply #50337 on: May 28, 2014, 04:30:23 am »

I almost fainted a little while ago. Felt really light-headed for several seconds, barely managed to keep walking.
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« Reply #50338 on: May 28, 2014, 04:50:56 am »

I almost fainted a little while ago. Felt really light-headed for several seconds, barely managed to keep walking.

What were you doing at the time?
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« Reply #50339 on: May 28, 2014, 05:03:36 am »

...Carrying a ridiculously heavy backpack filled with bottled water. :P
And I hadn't eaten yet today. I'm not saying there wasn't ample reason to almost faint, heh. Felt really good afterwards, though.
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