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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50370 on: May 26, 2014, 02:08:30 am »

The current stream of puns is a little irritating.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50371 on: May 26, 2014, 05:50:06 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50372 on: May 26, 2014, 07:26:21 am »

Turned on the TV just in time to catch some economics officials discussing methods for fixing the mah country's economy.

One of them was saying how people need to spend less so that the economy will be stimulated. O.o Another one agreed and added that companies should increase QUALITY and decrease PRICE to get more sales. Ookay, surely one of these high-ranking officials will say something usefu-

"The main reason that [so many] companies went bankrupt was because they had no money."

;_; Good god.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50373 on: May 26, 2014, 08:17:56 am »

I am tempted to believe that they were on either Fox or MSNBC.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50374 on: May 26, 2014, 08:26:37 am »

My friend managed to break his foot by tripping over his own foot.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50375 on: May 26, 2014, 08:32:22 am »

I suppose having no money is a legitimate cause of bankruptcy.

As for executions, they should just use a guillotine or something instead. Much quicker, with less of a chance for something to go wrong.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50376 on: May 26, 2014, 08:35:54 am »

guillotines might be revolutionary, but not american-freedomtastic
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50377 on: May 26, 2014, 08:37:40 am »

I suppose having no money is a legitimate cause of bankruptcy.

As for executions, they should just use a guillotine or something instead. Much quicker, with less of a chance for something to go wrong.
I think it was determined that the head assists stays aware for a few seconds after the execution, and thus deemed inhumane.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50378 on: May 26, 2014, 08:40:32 am »

I've only ever heard that as a myth. Not proven nor disproven, just an urban legend with no backing.

... Not to mention, how on -earth- are you going to get the funding necessary to test that? The ethics committee would eat you alive.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50379 on: May 26, 2014, 09:03:41 am »

By decapitating the ethics committee, natch.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50380 on: May 26, 2014, 09:12:10 am »

While the brain might stay operational for a few seconds, the entire body missing thing is quite a shock to it, so it probably doesn't feel any pain.(I think this based on animal research, not sure)

Anyway, it's better than the electric chair, which they're contemplating to return. There, unconsciousness only sets in when the brain starts to boil. This can take a minute or 2. Additionally, in some cases the patient caught fire first.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50381 on: May 26, 2014, 09:15:46 am »

Just...lethal injection, people.

Of course, I don't think there should be capital punishment at all, but other than that if it is done there are plenty of ways to kill people that aren't simply gruesome.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50382 on: May 26, 2014, 09:19:02 am »

They can't do lethal injections anymore. The substances they use are made in Europe, and companies that make them are refusing to sell. I think we're preparing a law against it as well.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50383 on: May 26, 2014, 09:19:31 am »

I'd prefer it being a bit messier to it being more inhumane.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50384 on: May 26, 2014, 09:21:52 am »

Hypoxia? I think that's the one that's actually a disturbingly euphoric death.
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