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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5979104 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52725 on: June 26, 2014, 06:15:26 pm »

You mean the woman in the front? She is actually a patrolman.
I meant the black women who were probably disapproving his lack of booty.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52726 on: June 26, 2014, 06:17:05 pm »

You mean the woman in the front? She is actually a patrolman.
I meant the black women who were probably disapproving his lack of booty.
Which confirms it as fake.

How could patrolman Winters ever convince a woman of spawning him a child if he doesn't even have da booty?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52727 on: June 26, 2014, 06:55:13 pm »

Alright, where is the necromancer, and why were the first zombies the Monty Python crew?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52728 on: June 26, 2014, 08:44:22 pm »

So it turns out McDonald's fry boxes are SHARP AS HELL along the edges. I went to open one at work today and it sliced my finger open like it wasn't even a thing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52729 on: June 26, 2014, 08:46:33 pm »

Was the fries salted?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52730 on: June 26, 2014, 09:03:01 pm »

Cue action movie heroes killing people with fry boxes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52731 on: June 26, 2014, 09:05:46 pm »

Today I have tried fried, pseudo-de-salted, salt pork.* It is quite possibly the most tasteless food I have every tasted. It tastes like lack of taste.

Grandmother was like, "Hey, cheap meat. Consume!" and I'm like, "If I ever cook this, it will be baked and basted with syrup."**

*Take salt pork. Soak in water for several hours to draw most of the salt out(?). Bread it, and fry it.
** To be fair, that's actually my response to pretty much all meat, but whatever.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2014, 10:15:13 pm by Frumple »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52732 on: June 26, 2014, 09:16:01 pm »

Was the fries salted?

I noticed the cut before I actually touched any fries. That's already happened a few times, making fries with papercuts on my fingertips. Owwwww.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52733 on: June 26, 2014, 10:08:32 pm »

So it turns out McDonald's fry boxes are SHARP AS HELL along the edges. I went to open one at work today and it sliced my finger open like it wasn't even a thing.

This already feels weird and foreign to me. As soon as I read it the first thought that popped into my mind was "wait... opened the fry box?"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52734 on: June 26, 2014, 10:26:02 pm »

So it turns out McDonald's fry boxes are SHARP AS HELL along the edges. I went to open one at work today and it sliced my finger open like it wasn't even a thing.

This already feels weird and foreign to me. As soon as I read it the first thought that popped into my mind was "wait... opened the fry box?"
You have to pop them into shape.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52735 on: June 26, 2014, 10:27:09 pm »

So it turns out McDonald's fry boxes are SHARP AS HELL along the edges. I went to open one at work today and it sliced my finger open like it wasn't even a thing.

This already feels weird and foreign to me. As soon as I read it the first thought that popped into my mind was "wait... opened the fry box?"
You have to pop them into shape.

OHHH, now this makes sense.

I thought you bought some McDonalds and were "opening" the fries.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52736 on: June 27, 2014, 12:09:33 am »

So it turns out McDonald's fry boxes are SHARP AS HELL along the edges. I went to open one at work today and it sliced my finger open like it wasn't even a thing.

This already feels weird and foreign to me. As soon as I read it the first thought that popped into my mind was "wait... opened the fry box?"
You have to pop them into shape.

OHHH, now this makes sense.

I thought you bought some McDonalds and were "opening" the fries.
Note the "at work" in the statement. Anyway, I'll concur and say that the Arby's ones are sharper than razors, too. I lost many a pair of gloves to those things.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52737 on: June 27, 2014, 12:25:17 am »

... so I guess the secret seasoning is, in fact, the blood of virgins and/or the destitute?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52738 on: June 27, 2014, 12:26:10 am »

"What are you up to tomorrow?"
"Not much after the morning. What about you?"
"Oh yeah I'm going to be busy all day lol"
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What was the point of that then?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52739 on: June 27, 2014, 12:28:44 am »

... so I guess the secret seasoning is, in fact, the blood of virgins and/or the destitute?
Huh. Today I learned destitute virgins make for super tasty curly fries.
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