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Teneb

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52770 on: June 27, 2014, 02:37:02 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52771 on: June 27, 2014, 02:38:19 pm »

Why is AA:Dual Destinies still £20?
Deus Ex Human Revolution is down to £13 on Steam, and it is older, bigger budget, and probably longer.

Nintendo this is why people don't like you any more.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52772 on: June 27, 2014, 02:46:25 pm »

Well, it's probably cheaper because it's older.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52773 on: June 27, 2014, 02:48:57 pm »

I have come to the conclusion that EA, Nintendo, and Games Workshops are fronts for a secret megacorp plotting world domination
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« Reply #52774 on: June 27, 2014, 02:54:32 pm »

Well, it's probably cheaper because it's older.
Whoops yeah I had my logic flipped turnways there.
Still, the point about it being bigger budget stands.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52775 on: June 27, 2014, 03:01:57 pm »

it's Ace Attorney what did you expect.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52776 on: June 27, 2014, 03:12:31 pm »

lawyers

that is what i expected
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52777 on: June 27, 2014, 03:29:11 pm »

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/have-sex-with-your-ipad-thanks-to-the-new-sex-toy-noone-asked-for-9568074.html

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52779 on: June 27, 2014, 03:51:12 pm »

I'm not WTFing because that exists(actually, I'm surprised it hasn't been made already). The video for it, though. That is WTFing me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52780 on: June 27, 2014, 04:12:01 pm »

How did no-one notice that the button machine wasn't plugged in properly? Not even the safety inspector caught it when he visited earlier this week.

I have no idea how long it has been like that, but it wasn't grounded properly.

If there was a power surge, the user might get cooked.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52781 on: June 27, 2014, 04:17:41 pm »

When I came into work today, there was a giant, black, sludgy stain on the floor, and all inquiries towards it have been responded to with shrugs.

Until I discover otherwise, I'm assuming someone murdered an octopus.
But in any case, I mopped it up.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52782 on: June 27, 2014, 04:34:25 pm »

Just read the synopsis of the Half Life games....

How the dah fauk did this even get popular?!!?!?

Seriously no... That's it I'm going to reset the universe...

*Squatchhammer wanders off muttering about shooting the big bang with a Quantum Wave State Collapse Gun a few dozen times should work...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52783 on: June 27, 2014, 04:38:03 pm »

Just read the synopsis of the Half Life games....

How the dah fauk did this even get popular?!!?!?

Seriously no... That's it I'm going to reset the universe...

*Squatchhammer wanders off muttering about shooting the big bang with a Quantum Wave State Collapse Gun a few dozen times should work...
Half life one didn't need a plot.  The plot didn't hurt it, at least.  you can have two and onward.  The gameplay of one was awesome, but I wouldn't reccomend any of the other ones to anyone except the bored or fans of fps/the series.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52784 on: June 27, 2014, 04:43:12 pm »

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