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Lyeos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53295 on: July 03, 2014, 07:16:04 pm »

Clearly we should ban all of those professions and solve the issue once and for all.
Banning living would be much more effective, methinks. If everyone is dead, nobody can do something like that.

Yes, I am interjecting inappropriate humor at a bad time.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53296 on: July 03, 2014, 07:17:30 pm »

That plan is not zombie-proof though. Mine is.
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« Reply #53297 on: July 03, 2014, 07:19:09 pm »

That plan is not zombie-proof though. Mine is.
No, there would still be zombies with your plan. Just not as many.
Plus, yours leaves people alive for the zombies to eat.
I'm a necromancer, brah. I'd be cool with that.

New solution: Toss everyone into a volcano. No zombies, no problems.
Now to find a big enough volcano.
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« Reply #53298 on: July 03, 2014, 07:21:29 pm »

I don't think Scientologists will like that idea. It will create even more unhappy souls.
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« Reply #53299 on: July 03, 2014, 07:28:07 pm »

Permanent stasis in the ice caps.

There. No death. No zombies. No ghosts.

Just eternal darkness.
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« Reply #53300 on: July 03, 2014, 07:29:39 pm »

Permanent stasis in the ice caps.

There. No death. No zombies. No ghosts.

Just eternal darkness.

Until the ice caps melt.
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« Reply #53301 on: July 03, 2014, 07:32:48 pm »

Okay. Same plan. Minus ice caps, add in many stasis capsules and maintenance bots. And bots which maintain those bots. And the maintenance bots actually maintain the bots maintaining them as well as the stasis capsules.
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« Reply #53302 on: July 03, 2014, 07:34:27 pm »

I think we fixed it, guys.

We are helping.

Contributing even.
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« Reply #53303 on: July 03, 2014, 07:35:56 pm »

Okay. Same plan. Minus ice caps, add in many stasis capsules and maintenance bots. And bots which maintain those bots. And the maintenance bots actually maintain the bots maintaining them as well as the stasis capsules.
Where will their power come from?
And that'll be expensive.
We should just use that money to fire everyone at the sun.
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« Reply #53304 on: July 03, 2014, 07:38:02 pm »

We'll get the fuel from solar power, windpower, geothermal energy and nuclear fission.
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« Reply #53305 on: July 03, 2014, 07:42:32 pm »

Clearly we should ban all of those professions and solve the issue once and for all.

Coming at this pretty late, but if you ban pizza chef I will find you.  And it will not be pleasant.

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« Reply #53306 on: July 03, 2014, 07:45:16 pm »

We'll get the fuel from solar power, windpower, geothermal energy and nuclear fission.
What if things start breaking? We'll need bots to build and maintain those, and bots to maintain those bots, and bots to do the nuclear stuff if this is intended to be done forever...
Still voting for flinging everyone at the Sun.
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« Reply #53307 on: July 03, 2014, 07:49:36 pm »

Yes? And who will build the rockets? Who will operate them? Who will make people work towards something that will kill them?

The answer is universal maintenance bots that can maintain all bots, as well as the bots looking after the stasis cubes. So we have power. The people will be effectively immortal, so they won't mind as much as death by sun. As for it being expensive...

Who is going to care? After they're frozen the economy isn't going to be of much use.
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« Reply #53308 on: July 03, 2014, 07:51:21 pm »

Yes? And who will build the rockets? Who will operate them? Who will make people work towards something that will kill them?

The answer is universal maintenance bots that can maintain all bots, as well as the bots looking after the stasis cubes. So we have power. The people will be effectively immortal, so they won't mind as much as death by sun. As for it being expensive...

Who is going to care? After they're frozen the economy isn't going to be of much use.

You realize that once those bots get fed up with our crap, it's going to be the plot of the Matrix, right?

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« Reply #53309 on: July 03, 2014, 07:53:59 pm »

They ain't gonna get fed up. They're robots.

Also, as for the Matrix...wasn't that all because they needed power? Well, these bots don't need power. They were all made to do a task, and they'll do it. A command you give a computer doesn't just get fed up and create a conscience for itself.
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