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[hops]

If Toady One implements gay dwarves, I think lynching should also be implemented so that I can keep my fortress efficient.

[Descan]

If Toady One implements gay dwarves, I think lynching should also be implemented so that I can keep my fortress efficient.

There's no if, they're in the game already, unless he took them out again...

[Sirus]

If Toady One implements gay dwarves, I think lynching should also be implemented so that I can keep my fortress efficient.

Gay dwarves are implemented :l

[hops]

Well, good thing they aren't on default otherwise I'll probably have to kill a couple dwarves to get into the primitive mindset.

[Putnam]

There's a 25% chance for any given dwarf to be interested in the same sex and a 5% chance for them to want to get married to the same sex.

[BlackFlyme]

Ninja'd edit: What Putnam said.

Well, good thing they aren't on default otherwise I'll probably have to kill a couple dwarves to get into the primitive mindset.

It is on by default. If you want to change it, you will have to go into the raws and add in the orientation tags.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

If Toady One implements gay dwarves, I think lynching should also be implemented so that I can keep my fortress efficient.

*Curled Index Finger**Clenched fist with thumb out**Index plus Middle finger out**Hand in one of those grabber positions**Clenched fist with thumb out**Curled index finger**Three middle fingers pointed down**Middle and pointing finger pointing down**Thumb and index pinched**pointing finger back and forth**thumb and index pinched**same*index pointing up*

On reflection, I should have said 'that sounds disturbing' but whatever.

[Descan]

Well, good thing they aren't on default otherwise I'll probably have to kill a couple dwarves to get into the primitive mindset.

It's also a good thing Toady hasn't implemented possessions on by default, or else we'd have to kill those dwarves wasting material without getting any skill.

Or that nobles aren't on by default, or else we'd have to create elaborate traps to kill the worthless sods :V

[Tiruin]

By the end of it, many threads were locked, many posts were scrubbed, and many accounts were banned. Almost as many as Spambot Day.

Inter-web sounds more like the individual people and their beliefs
Somehow, its easier to point at inter-web parts or such because of the anonymity and the...outspokenness, it seems.
Short sightedness really keeps the danger going -_-

Anyway, I don't see anything wrong with the new updates. Just whatever you may attribute to it being wrong, could be wrong. Technically, nothing wrong. :v

[Iceblaster]

Honestly, in a dark way, the whole ordeal sounds funny.

I mean, some people from another site who probably have no experience with a game except for a meme or two about kittens or mermaid farms arrive on the game's homeworld and start bashing it for this and that, without realizing that the people they were targeting are actively finding ways to exploit a bug or two to make super soldiers using falling onto spikes, or using magma to kill all things on the surface just to stop an elephant or two.

In short, the general theme I'm holding up is 'Daaaw, they think they can make DF players change to their ideals '

/icehasterriblehumor.


I have spent three hours with a friend reg editting to get dawn of war 1 to recognize WA and the base game with soul storm so we can play Ultimate Apocalypse. Of course, I have a pirated copy and so does he, but goddamnit :c

why so hard.

why

[Frumple]

No clue why, since it took like no effort whatsoever (and zero manual reg editing) to install UA in similar conditions, for me. Was using a legit cd-key (not that I'm saying I was using a non-legit actual copy, but I will but note that a recent-ish steam update completely fucked mods for DoW, and I had a steam copy of soulstorm, sooooo...) but I have no idea why that would make a difference. Actually, WA and base DoW were completely uninvolved and I have no idea why you'd need them >_> Does UA even respect the whole "need other standalones" thing for multiplayer?

[Lightningfalcon]

Wait.  Wouldn't it be more efficient for all dwarves to be gay?  Children take 12 years to do anything useful, and with those years large amounts of booze and mushrooms. 

[LordSlowpoke]

actually, after the kid grows up they can outproduce 12 years of consumption in two years

anything beyond that is pure profit

good luck having them live that long though

[Urist Imiknorris]

But migrants can start working immediately.

[LordSlowpoke]

if you have a fort where migrants can get inside the fort, you're not playing on a difficult enough biome