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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59145 on: September 26, 2014, 03:13:21 pm »

I AM NOT FROZEN. I AM NOT COVERED IN SYRUP. IT'S HOT OUT RIGHT NOW. THOU ART A FOOL. THOU SHALT BE DEALT WITH. THOU SHALT NOT MOCK THE GLORIOUS NORTH.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59146 on: September 26, 2014, 03:16:33 pm »

Some random person pretending to be a syrup slathered icicle person from the frozen north, apparently. We're on to you, though. It's still another decade or two before the people of canada thaw out from their icy prisons and escape the congealed syrup goop to ride forth in their moose-riding hordes and conquer the southern lands, so it's very obvious you're not canadian.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59147 on: September 26, 2014, 03:22:39 pm »

i'm going

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all of you

you hyperoffensive

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59148 on: September 26, 2014, 03:24:36 pm »

Fear him. The Canadian Moose Cavalry knows no mercy. The syrup-and-ice-hardened fur of the animals protects them from all but the most grievous damage.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59149 on: September 26, 2014, 03:26:49 pm »

I AM NOT FROZEN. I AM NOT COVERED IN SYRUP. IT'S HOT OUT RIGHT NOW.

So the snow melted long enough for you to look outside without snow blindness?

Did you need to ride your moose to get your tree sap?  *Or were your snow shoes enough this time?*

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59150 on: September 26, 2014, 03:28:07 pm »

KoSS! Apologise immediately!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59151 on: September 26, 2014, 03:31:23 pm »

IT'S HOT OUT RIGHT NOW.

I wouldn't consider -20C to be hot.

I think Canadians have their temperature scale based on the melting point (Soft enough to eat) of maple syrup.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59152 on: September 26, 2014, 03:34:16 pm »

IT'S HOT OUT RIGHT NOW.

I wouldn't consider -20C to be hot.

I think Canadians have their temperature scale based on the melting point (Soft enough to eat) of maple syrup.

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I'd be offended by that if it weren't true.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59153 on: September 26, 2014, 03:39:15 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59154 on: September 26, 2014, 03:42:17 pm »

Where's the sodding LSP speak thread? Huh?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59155 on: September 26, 2014, 03:42:49 pm »

Is ok.

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« Reply #59156 on: September 26, 2014, 03:43:18 pm »

As a Canadian. I can confirm this is 100% true. That, and, as a land-locked nation, we have no navy. We wouldn't need one anyways as our moose can swim
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59157 on: September 26, 2014, 03:45:37 pm »

Do you guys maple know any good Canada jokes? We need to piss off KoSS even more.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59158 on: September 26, 2014, 03:46:13 pm »

What do you call a blind Canadian?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59159 on: September 26, 2014, 03:47:45 pm »

But... You have a navy...
Hell, the SWISS have a navy. if CANADA (Which actually has about half a foot of ocean front property) dident than there is something odd with the world.

Also, i use dooshnizzle as an insult...

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