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[Tiruin]

I guess I have a question about hitting people: Why would you hit someone if you didn't intend to cause them grievous bodily harm? I mean, in all seriousness, if I throw a punch at you, I'm trying to break your bones. The only exception is sparring, in which case I'm just practicing technique in hurting people without actually hurting them.

You can playfully "punch" people like Tiruin does...

... I've never actually punched someone. I just shout at them if I get mad. It's rare, but it does happen sometimes.
I might be dragonborn

Someone understands!

operant conditioning

xD

Tiruin...Ti Ruin...I is the ninth letter of the alphabet. 9. T is the the 20th letter of the alphabet. 20.

20.9 Ruin.. 2+0+9= 11 ----> 9/11 Ruin

TIRUIN CONFIRMED FOR CAUSING 9/11

What.

._.
There's a line to draw where the jokes go off the edge and...this isn't something to joke about.
 

[Flying Dice]

I'm suddenly reminded of why I stopped checking the ___ today threads regularly.

[NAV]

My girlfriend dropped her phone in the river (it fell out of her pocket). I jumped in and rescued it. Now it is drying and will hopefully work.
How many points is that worth?

I didn't know which thread to put this in.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

My girlfriend dropped her phone in the river (it fell out of her pocket). I jumped in and rescued it. Now it is drying and will hopefully work.
How many points is that worth?

I didn't know which thread to put this in.

I give you six points. Seven if it works.

Is it odd I imagined you jumping off a bridge? Because that would have been worth at least a hundred.

[Xantalos]

I guess I have a question about hitting people: Why would you hit someone if you didn't intend to cause them grievous bodily harm? I mean, in all seriousness, if I throw a punch at you, I'm trying to break your bones. The only exception is sparring, in which case I'm just practicing technique in hurting people without actually hurting them.

Dunno. I've never hit someone (intentionally) for that reason.

[hops]

Tiruin's evil form would probably be a foot-high.

Tiru does play mafia and whatnot, right? I think by foot high, you mean a continent-spanning giant's foot. Those games are basically evil training grounds, from what I understand.

No, no, see, that's where she dumps her evilness for others to gobble up.

[Blargityblarg]

My girlfriend dropped her phone in the river (it fell out of her pocket). I jumped in and rescued it. Now it is drying and will hopefully work.
How many points is that worth?

I didn't know which thread to put this in.

Stick it in a bowl of dry, uncooked rice overnight; it'll draw moisture out.

Last, last, last resort is a hairdryer.

E:just-in-case clarification

[Parsely]

My girlfriend dropped her phone in the river (it fell out of her pocket). I jumped in and rescued it. Now it is drying and will hopefully work.
How many points is that worth?

I didn't know which thread to put this in.

I give you six points. Seven if it works.

Is it odd I imagined you jumping off a bridge? Because that would have been worth at least a hundred.

That's exactly how I pictured it as well. Diving off the Brooklyn suspension just to save his chick's cell is p manly, I give him 10/10 just for putting that image in my head.

[Greiger]

Was it on when it was dunked?  Probably dead.
Was it in standby when it was dunked? Probably Dead
Was the battery reasonably charged? Most likely dead. (I've actually seen an old screenless Ipod shuffle survive this, but it was never quite the same)
Did anybody try to turn it on after it was dunked?  Probably Dead.
Does it have a screen? Will likely never look the same again if not dead.

Good advice with the rice though, probably the best chance of survival.

[Orange Wizard]

It's worse than that, it's dead, Jim! Dead, Jim, dead!

[Tiruin]

I'm suddenly reminded of why I stopped checking the ___ today threads regularly.

Sorry. 

[hops]

Put the phone in rice, so that i'll go over there at night to fix it.

[mastahcheese]

*Throws friendly punches at everyone*

Why are we sticking phones in rice?

Also, NAV, I give you 7 points.

[Aklyon]

Why are we sticking phones in rice?

Because phones fell off bridges i think.

[pisskop]

I poured Monster Energy Drink into a plastic water bottle and went on a bikeride.  I arrive here and untwist said bottle.

The noise and mist that followed has convinced me that this cant be a healthy drink.