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[Eric Blank]

...Made a horrible, terrible mistake, like bacon pizza. Worst pizza I've ever had.

[Frumple]

How in the nine hells did you screw up bacon pizza? Seriously, as pizzas go bacon pizza is among the most high.

[ChairmanPoo]

Spoiler: ISIS-chan (click to show/hide)

Japan why

I honestly can't decide which is worse now; This, or Ebola-Chan.

Ebola-chan was better. You can masturbate to it with symbolic meaning instead of just because it's there (not that that's a bad reason).

I'm not sure if I'd want to fap to terrorist girl or deadly disease girl.

*insert tasteless adaptation to Ebola and ISIS of Full Metal Jacket  joke here*

[pisskop]

Bacon's usually too greasy on the pizza.  It slides down like an anchovy without the taste.

[Frumple]

... so don't cook it with grease. Bake the bacon, then press out whatever juicy is left. Alternately, turkey bacon, the seventh-fold splendor of baconated fowl.

Then you place the bacon upon the pizza and the cheese upon the bacon and everything holds still and is consumed in a delicious orgy of pizzaificious wonder.

[Spehss _]

Spoiler: WHAT HAVE YOU FOOLS DONE (click to show/hide)

...That looks kinda delicious.

[Frumple]

... though yeah, to that thing, I've done similar at home and it's... eh. S'alright. I personally wouldn't use that kind of chicken -- better, imo, is to take a large (probably boneless) breast, overcook it a bit so it's fairly dry and nearly bread-like (while still being delicious chicken), and then slice it almost in half (like hotdog bun) and place hotdog within.

[Graknorke]

is a gay person really a man? He thinks he is a woman, he acts like a woman, he loves men, but is he really not a man?"

Do you go to school with Jaden Smith?

[Orange Wizard]

What age group are these people?

As in, are they old enough to realise they sound very, very stupid?

[pisskop]

What age group are these people?

As in, are they old enough to realise they sound very, very stupid?

sound like regular sophomores in high school.  Grade 10, age 15-16?

[Orange Wizard]

Did the average IQ of 15-year-old students drop when I wasn't looking?

[Graknorke]

No I'm pretty sure it stayed around 100.

[penguinofhonor]

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[Orange Wizard]

I need to stop being surprised by people being stupid. This happens way too often.

[Frumple]

... do note it's in an area where awareness of such issues is both particularly rare and generally toxic when it's even on the radar, insofar as everything C's mentioned so far. Kids that age can be pretty stupid anyway, but there's some aggravating factors in this particular case.