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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13186415 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69435 on: February 10, 2015, 03:40:58 pm »

I like the idea of selling the EU. China can have it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69436 on: February 10, 2015, 03:43:29 pm »

The Liberation Army will liberate the EU like America liberated the Middle East.

Oh....wait.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69437 on: February 10, 2015, 03:43:43 pm »

Next on the news...

'Australia joins the EU!'
I dunno, I'd be down with that. NZ too, they seem cool~
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69438 on: February 10, 2015, 03:44:57 pm »

Oh! Oh! Middle Earth! Join my team! :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69439 on: February 10, 2015, 03:48:49 pm »

*knocks on the EU door with Mosin-Nagant wearing ushanka with red star*

 - Do you want to build a Union? It doesn't have to be a Union...

EDIT: Also, they have Russia represented in Eurovision, and we aren't in EU, too. So if you include huge landmasses, why not Australia.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2015, 03:54:20 pm by Comrade P. »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69440 on: February 10, 2015, 04:00:11 pm »

Next on the news...

'Australia joins the EU!'
I dunno, I'd be down with that. NZ too, they seem cool~
Piss off. We can barely stand being in the Commonwealth.
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« Reply #69441 on: February 10, 2015, 04:09:23 pm »

Pssh it's okay. One day you wont have to decide on joining the EU. Cooperation is mandatory.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69442 on: February 10, 2015, 04:12:12 pm »

The sad thing is that you wouldn't have to try very hard to pull that off. NZ's invasion plan is literally just "surrender and hope Australia comes to help".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69443 on: February 10, 2015, 04:13:30 pm »

But think about all the military you don't maintain this way!
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« Reply #69444 on: February 10, 2015, 04:14:59 pm »

Pssh it's okay. One day you wont have to decide on joining the EU. Cooperation is mandatory.
'Cept Murica. Murica don't join no EU, EU gun hafta join Murica.
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« Reply #69445 on: February 10, 2015, 04:16:59 pm »

*knocks on the EU door with Mosin-Nagant wearing ushanka with red star*

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Come in, come in, we need loveable stereotypes!
(And an effective secret police, but that will stay our little secret, yes?)
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« Reply #69446 on: February 10, 2015, 04:26:20 pm »

Pssh it's okay. One day you wont have to decide on joining the EU. Cooperation is mandatory.
'Cept Murica. Murica don't join no EU, EU gun hafta join Murica.

I think what you meant to say is that America is going to export some serious freedom.

Freedom as long as tributes are given to America, usually in the form of oil and other such humble local crafts.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69447 on: February 10, 2015, 04:38:02 pm »

Pssh it's okay. One day you wont have to decide on joining the EU. Cooperation is mandatory.
'Cept Murica. Murica don't join no EU, EU gun hafta join Murica.

Knowing how despised we are, we probably wouldn't be allowed to join the EU if we wanted to.
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« Reply #69448 on: February 10, 2015, 05:01:24 pm »

In the end, the rest of earth will be a happy EU-turned-world-government, while the US will have turned into a Mad Max-esque wasteland whose inhabitants battle each other for food to provide us with entertainment.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69449 on: February 10, 2015, 05:02:03 pm »

Can't we all join Australia instead? We could then all complain about Aboriginals being no good for the country and kangaroos being a nuisance despite never seeing either.
We could also brag about the dangerous wildlife and how we ain't afraid of crocodiles while sitting in a cafe in Antwerp or LA.
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