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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83565 on: August 19, 2015, 12:41:47 am »

well if Sex is involved it is a "Sex Slave" or "Concubine" or sometimes even "Wife"
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« Reply #83566 on: August 19, 2015, 01:03:27 am »

Maximum security prisoner escapes by tying bed sheets together.

I mean, I guess there's a reason it's a cliche, but still.
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« Reply #83567 on: August 19, 2015, 02:13:15 am »

Hmmm a lot of shows seem to forget where a woman's eyes are.

Now, I know this is a very tricky thing to remember... but a woman's eyes are on her face.

Also if you are trying to find a woman's other set of eyes, they aren't down there... They are at the back of her head.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83568 on: August 19, 2015, 02:29:31 am »

Hmmm a lot of shows seem to forget where a woman's eyes are.

Now, I know this is a very tricky thing to remember... but a woman's eyes are on her face.

Also if you are trying to find a woman's other set of eyes, they aren't down there... They are at the back of her head.
I don't get it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83569 on: August 19, 2015, 02:31:57 am »

Hmmm a lot of shows seem to forget where a woman's eyes are.

Now, I know this is a very tricky thing to remember... but a woman's eyes are on her face.

Also if you are trying to find a woman's other set of eyes, they aren't down there... They are at the back of her head.
I don't get it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83570 on: August 19, 2015, 02:54:42 am »

Dreams are usually just sort of weird or interesting to me, but last night I had a dream that was... actually good? Like, I felt happy during and still feel happy after. Not sexual at all.

It was mostly Steven Universe-ish (I.E involved a lot of concepts from that, since my mind is creatively bankrupt) even though everyone involved were real people I know, so I guess I can chalk it up to that show being real happy all the time.

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« Reply #83571 on: August 19, 2015, 03:53:15 am »

The biggest dick I've seen all month.
Yahtzee said it best.

Ok I have a question...

What is the term for Pet Slaves so to speak?

Or rather a person whose job it is to basically be a pet? In that his job is to shower the person who bought him with affection and the person who bought him wants to shower them with affection.

Hmm... It is still probably Pet, but I assumed there might be a technical term... I assume it is rare though given how Ornery and temperamental humans are.
Petplay is definitely a thing that exists. I dunno if there's any special terms beyond that.
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« Reply #83572 on: August 19, 2015, 04:07:54 am »

Goodness >_< I was expecting something a bit different then BDSM / Domination terminology.

But then again I am a moron for not saying "excluding that".

Historically though from what I can gather such situations were always informal and usually forced upon a younger partner... usually... uhhh... Nevermind getting into Greek practices might be a bit too squicky right now.
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« Reply #83573 on: August 19, 2015, 04:10:48 am »

The biggest dick I've seen all month.
Yahtzee said it best.
I love how deadpan he is while saying that. It's wonderful.

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Goodness >_< I was expecting something a bit different then BDSM / Domination terminology.
I can't imagine a situation where someone would work as a full-time pet without any fetishes involved.
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« Reply #83574 on: August 19, 2015, 04:13:30 am »

You kidding, I'd totally be a pet! If I got to be a cat, of course. You'd get to wander around all day doing whatever you wanted, bite your human when you're hungry to signify food or maybe you just feel like biting him, someone else cleans up your shit, you get to bite children and no one blames you ... pretty good life.
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« Reply #83575 on: August 19, 2015, 04:37:58 am »

Never in any other game community have I seen people say stuff they know nothing about than in the Dota 2 community.

And I don't mean stuff like "idiot dagon does burst damage not magic damage", no, that's just standard competitive game overconfidence, something you see in every community. I mean stuff like "Dota 2's modding system doesn't have tiled maps" or "only valve has access to the engine", things that are not directly related to playing the game. It's really quite bizarre.

That second one actually had an exact example; it was pretty amicable, but they said basically that statement and I immediately provided a script using the Lua API that does exactly what they described as hard (selecting all idle couriers and doing stuff with them). It's just strange how confident people can be without actually doing the work required to be confident in information.

On the other hand, this may just be me being biased because I actually know stuff about Dota 2's workings and the only other game that I know of to that level is Dwarf Fortress and Dota 2 is way more popular.

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« Reply #83576 on: August 19, 2015, 05:46:11 am »

Pretty sure this town is set over a chaos-drunk version of the Hellmouth from Buffy.

Just the amount of things that happened yesterday qualifies this to be the 'town at the end of the world'. Would actually make the best setting for a hilarious murder mystery novel.

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« Reply #83577 on: August 19, 2015, 07:25:52 am »

And I don't mean stuff like "idiot dagon does burst damage not magic damage", no, that's just standard competitive game overconfidence, something you see in every community.

Damn, I thought I was just an idiot at the game when I legitimately didn't know these things.
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« Reply #83578 on: August 19, 2015, 07:48:10 am »

So bay 12 is delving into the depraved world of pet play...  What I'm wondering is how this hasn't been a bigger part of things before.
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« Reply #83579 on: August 19, 2015, 08:10:46 am »

Is it really that depraved? It sounds more cute than anything.
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