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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6971187 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86355 on: October 01, 2015, 02:25:37 am »

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
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In other Halloween news, an opinion piece in the newspaper declared that trick-or-treating is strictly for children and no-one over the age of fourteen should consider doing such a thing.
I think somebody is going to wind up with a flaming bag of poop on their doorstep.

And if the prankster ate one of those Halloween burgers, it could be green poop! (Seriously...Twitter is apparently all abuzz with people reporting green poop after eating one.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86356 on: October 01, 2015, 02:39:16 am »

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
Ewww.

In other Halloween news, an opinion piece in the newspaper declared that trick-or-treating is strictly for children and no-one over the age of fourteen should consider doing such a thing.
Good. Those highschool-aged assholes that go around without costumes holding out plastic shopping bags for free candy can fuck right off.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86357 on: October 01, 2015, 03:09:57 am »

Suddenly realizing the entire idea behind ungulates made me WTF today.

That is, the fact that when you look carefully at a horse's leg, you realize that what you think is the last third of its leg is actually a giant stick shaped foot, while what you think its its foot is actually a blobby toe.
Would it be shocking if someone told you that this is the entire idea behind dogs as well?
So otherkin should walk around on tiptoes 24/7? I would kind of like to see that to be honest.
I-I actually walk on tiptoe when I'm not wearing shoes.

I feel like it makes me more stealthy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86358 on: October 01, 2015, 03:12:18 am »

I-I actually walk on tiptoe when I'm not wearing shoes.
I feel like it makes me more sexy.

^ friend of mine has this
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86359 on: October 01, 2015, 03:21:05 am »

I-I actually walk on tiptoe when I'm not wearing shoes.
I feel like it makes me more sexy.

^ friend of mine has this
Same difference.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86360 on: October 01, 2015, 03:30:15 am »

I've never understood that term, 'same difference', it's like the term 'having your cake and eating it.', I mean, they're both grammatically correct, but it doesn't seem to fit with what people use the terms for.
Not least of all because I can't imagine someone not eating every piece of a cake.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86361 on: October 01, 2015, 03:32:58 am »

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86362 on: October 01, 2015, 03:34:05 am »

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.
Oh, okay, that makes more sense, I took 'have' as you now own the/a cake, not that you ate it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86363 on: October 01, 2015, 03:59:30 am »

I-I actually walk on tiptoe when I'm not wearing shoes.

I feel like it makes me more stealthy.
Same here. It puts an extra spring to my step and lets me sneak up on unsuspecting victims.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86364 on: October 01, 2015, 04:00:52 am »

I-I actually walk on tiptoe when I'm not wearing shoes.

I feel like it makes me more stealthy.
Same here. It puts an extra spring to my step and lets me sneak up on unsuspecting victims.
Careful not to do it too much though, otherwise it'll be really painful when you have to reset them to a normal flat foot walk.
Though sneaking up on people is so fun.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86365 on: October 01, 2015, 04:07:00 am »

I used to walk on my toes all the time as a kid, so I grew up with short Achilles tendons. It was... not pleasant.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86366 on: October 01, 2015, 04:10:09 am »

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86367 on: October 01, 2015, 04:23:01 am »

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.
Oh, okay, that makes more sense, I took 'have' as you now own the/a cake, not that you ate it.
I think it makes more sense that the "have" implies physically having it.
1)Cakes often look beautiful.
2)Using a synonym to say the same thing you are about to say is retarded, especially with english's contextual definition BS. Doing that is deliberately implying that there is a difference in your meanings when you don't intend there to be. There are cakes I have been sad to eat more-so then the enjoyment of eating it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86368 on: October 01, 2015, 04:27:02 am »

Particularly wedding cakes.

It could be something along the lines of not being able to display something and use it at the same time.
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« Reply #86369 on: October 01, 2015, 04:27:54 am »

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?

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