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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5726761 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86355 on: October 01, 2015, 12:07:49 am »

Behold, the Derp AI of SupCom: Forged Alliance. An Adaptive-type AI that built a massive field of t1 power generators instead of supporting its teammate against Tarran & I.
In my brief foray into making a single mod for that game, I used the map editor a bit (well, my brother did).

Turns out, the "AI" is powered by a series of triggers for locations to build things and patrol points for its units.  Once it does of all its pre-determined building it just kind of loses its drive and settles for sending similarly sized, not particularly strong waves of units after people.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86356 on: October 01, 2015, 12:16:01 am »

It also tries to steal your stuff, and builds land units on big water maps.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86357 on: October 01, 2015, 01:14:39 am »

For the past 3 hours my butt cheeks have, when not tensed, been vibrating slighty. Presumably because of some muscular spasm.

I have no clue why and it's irritating me.

I have a friend who had that with her legs. Ended up getting kinda scary, in a 'I don't know why this is happening or how to make it stop' way.
It's usually nothing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86358 on: October 01, 2015, 01:47:13 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86359 on: October 01, 2015, 02:15:51 am »

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
Ewww.

In other Halloween news, an opinion piece in the newspaper declared that trick-or-treating is strictly for children and no-one over the age of fourteen should consider doing such a thing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86360 on: October 01, 2015, 02:25:37 am »

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
Ewww.

In other Halloween news, an opinion piece in the newspaper declared that trick-or-treating is strictly for children and no-one over the age of fourteen should consider doing such a thing.
I think somebody is going to wind up with a flaming bag of poop on their doorstep.

And if the prankster ate one of those Halloween burgers, it could be green poop! (Seriously...Twitter is apparently all abuzz with people reporting green poop after eating one.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86361 on: October 01, 2015, 02:39:16 am »

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US
Ewww.

In other Halloween news, an opinion piece in the newspaper declared that trick-or-treating is strictly for children and no-one over the age of fourteen should consider doing such a thing.
Good. Those highschool-aged assholes that go around without costumes holding out plastic shopping bags for free candy can fuck right off.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86362 on: October 01, 2015, 03:09:57 am »

Suddenly realizing the entire idea behind ungulates made me WTF today.

That is, the fact that when you look carefully at a horse's leg, you realize that what you think is the last third of its leg is actually a giant stick shaped foot, while what you think its its foot is actually a blobby toe.
Would it be shocking if someone told you that this is the entire idea behind dogs as well?
So otherkin should walk around on tiptoes 24/7? I would kind of like to see that to be honest.
I-I actually walk on tiptoe when I'm not wearing shoes.

I feel like it makes me more stealthy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86363 on: October 01, 2015, 03:12:18 am »

I-I actually walk on tiptoe when I'm not wearing shoes.
I feel like it makes me more sexy.

^ friend of mine has this
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« Reply #86364 on: October 01, 2015, 03:21:05 am »

I-I actually walk on tiptoe when I'm not wearing shoes.
I feel like it makes me more sexy.

^ friend of mine has this
Same difference.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86365 on: October 01, 2015, 03:30:15 am »

I've never understood that term, 'same difference', it's like the term 'having your cake and eating it.', I mean, they're both grammatically correct, but it doesn't seem to fit with what people use the terms for.
Not least of all because I can't imagine someone not eating every piece of a cake.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86366 on: October 01, 2015, 03:32:58 am »

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86367 on: October 01, 2015, 03:34:05 am »

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.
Oh, okay, that makes more sense, I took 'have' as you now own the/a cake, not that you ate it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86368 on: October 01, 2015, 03:59:30 am »

I-I actually walk on tiptoe when I'm not wearing shoes.

I feel like it makes me more stealthy.
Same here. It puts an extra spring to my step and lets me sneak up on unsuspecting victims.
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« Reply #86369 on: October 01, 2015, 04:00:52 am »

I-I actually walk on tiptoe when I'm not wearing shoes.

I feel like it makes me more stealthy.
Same here. It puts an extra spring to my step and lets me sneak up on unsuspecting victims.
Careful not to do it too much though, otherwise it'll be really painful when you have to reset them to a normal flat foot walk.
Though sneaking up on people is so fun.
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