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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6152546 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86370 on: October 01, 2015, 04:07:00 am »

I used to walk on my toes all the time as a kid, so I grew up with short Achilles tendons. It was... not pleasant.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86371 on: October 01, 2015, 04:10:09 am »

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86372 on: October 01, 2015, 04:23:01 am »

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.
Oh, okay, that makes more sense, I took 'have' as you now own the/a cake, not that you ate it.
I think it makes more sense that the "have" implies physically having it.
1)Cakes often look beautiful.
2)Using a synonym to say the same thing you are about to say is retarded, especially with english's contextual definition BS. Doing that is deliberately implying that there is a difference in your meanings when you don't intend there to be. There are cakes I have been sad to eat more-so then the enjoyment of eating it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86373 on: October 01, 2015, 04:27:02 am »

Particularly wedding cakes.

It could be something along the lines of not being able to display something and use it at the same time.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86374 on: October 01, 2015, 04:27:54 am »

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?

Welp, there you have it. Belts save lives; either seat belts or... seat... belts.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86375 on: October 01, 2015, 04:28:07 am »

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?

Some times, it takes some really deep thinking to come up with an idea.
Most people don't like thinking deep. Because it requires too much brainpower for the average person to do so.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86376 on: October 01, 2015, 04:36:56 am »

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?

Some times, it takes some really deep thinking to come up with an idea.
Most people don't like thinking deep. Because it requires too much brainpower for the average person to do so.
Yeah. I mean, have you ever considered that hands are, like, really weird?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86377 on: October 01, 2015, 04:39:25 am »

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?

Some times, it takes some really deep thinking to come up with an idea.
Most people don't like thinking deep. Because it requires too much brainpower for the average person to do so.
Yeah. I mean, have you ever considered that hands are, like, really weird?

Yep. And I don't even do drugs!

But then again, I do love drawing, biology, and engineering, so it was inevitable that I'd come to that conclusion.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86378 on: October 01, 2015, 06:15:08 am »

EVERY TIME.

How the hell is it that EVERY TIME I download Cataclysm my WinZip trial runs out and I have to uninstall/reinstall the WinZip trial and then redownload Cataclysm.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I'm pretty sure I've never seen a WinZip trial run out when I WASN'T downloading Cataclysm. WTF DOES WINZIP HAVE AGAINST CATACLYSM?

Actually that's inaccurate. I've seen the trial run out when downloading Liberal Crime Squad too, so apparently WinZip just has it in for roguelikes in general.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86379 on: October 01, 2015, 06:21:58 am »

@Have a Cake and Eat it: It's about holding two ideas at the same time that oppose each other. Cognitive dissonance, I believe the fancy word is. For example, the concurrent opinion that immigrants are both A, All lazy gits who live of benefits and leach our tax money; and B, All taking our jerbs. They can't do both at the same time. The opinion holder wants to both have (keep) his cake and eat it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86380 on: October 01, 2015, 06:22:09 am »

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.

You could just get 2 cakes though. As long as you replace the cake as quick as you eat it, you can have cake & eat it all the time.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86381 on: October 01, 2015, 06:41:01 am »

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.

You could just get 2 cakes though. As long as you replace the cake as quick as you eat it, you can have cake & eat it all the time.

And then post on tumblr about how it's not your fault that you're fat.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86382 on: October 01, 2015, 07:09:14 am »

In a strangely apropos turn of events, my metabolism has decided that today sweet foods are going to be positively nauseating. Well, okay. Go me?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86383 on: October 01, 2015, 08:16:30 am »

EVERY TIME.

How the hell is it that EVERY TIME I download Cataclysm my WinZip trial runs out and I have to uninstall/reinstall the WinZip trial and then redownload Cataclysm.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I'm pretty sure I've never seen a WinZip trial run out when I WASN'T downloading Cataclysm. WTF DOES WINZIP HAVE AGAINST CATACLYSM?

Actually that's inaccurate. I've seen the trial run out when downloading Liberal Crime Squad too, so apparently WinZip just has it in for roguelikes in general.
Have you considered installing 7Zip instead?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86384 on: October 01, 2015, 08:20:57 am »

Yeah, "WinZip". There's your problem. Get a totally free uncrippled one like mentioned above. Nobody should be using WinZip post about 1995. And if you're in 1995, the only reason to use WinZip is because there's nothing else ;)
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