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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 7117833 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86385 on: October 01, 2015, 09:26:09 am »

Hit it really hard, or hit it hard enough to not slow down going uphill?
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« Reply #86386 on: October 01, 2015, 09:37:04 am »

Hit it really hard, or hit it hard enough to not slow down going uphill?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86387 on: October 01, 2015, 09:56:56 am »

They want to fly, apparently.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86388 on: October 01, 2015, 11:11:02 am »

Kids from California who pass you going 50 in a 35, a construction zone, after your lanes have merged, by forcing you off the side of the road.

I mean, seriously, fucking kids.
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« Reply #86389 on: October 01, 2015, 11:36:30 am »

Kids from California who pass you going 50 in a 35, a construction zone, after your lanes have merged, by forcing you off the side of the road.

I mean, seriously, fucking kids.
Typically, Cops only grab people going 20 or over(in Tri-State area from my experience), unless they have other issues with the driving/vehicle...

My recommendation is get into the 'main lane' if it looks like they are going to get to the merge at the same time as you are.  They'll have to slow down and go your pace... or be a moron and switch over to the side lane and try to pass you.  That usually doesn't happen though.  (Its best to just slow down and let them pass at that point.)

Alternatively, just slow down so they'd definitely pass before the merge, then switch to the main lane.  (I tend to cut it close.  It gives huge bonus points to intimidation if they are paying any attention.  More then a few times, even if they are going faster, the spooked ones will switch to the slow lane after that, in highways...)
... I may be considered an aggressive driver sometimes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86390 on: October 01, 2015, 12:10:44 pm »

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.
Oh, okay, that makes more sense, I took 'have' as you now own the/a cake, not that you ate it.

What? Gotta hope this is a joke. The meaning of "have" is "possess" in the proverb. It means you have to make a binary choice.

You have a cake. If you eat the cake, you no longer have a cake. If you didn't eat it, you could do something else with it. Give it to someone, eat it later or smoosh it into your enemies face. You don't have to eat it. If you kept the cake, you have options like "I can eat this cake when I want" in the future. But once you eat it, the possibility space collapses. It refers to every situation where if you pick one option then other options are excluded.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86391 on: October 01, 2015, 01:46:53 pm »

Abitur-difficulty exam tomorrow, on a subject that wasn't studied this period and I have no reading material for. I'd be more scared if this special exam was worth more than extra credit, but it was weird when I was told a few days ago "yeah, come to this test too, we need to test out this 'digital exam' system."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86392 on: October 01, 2015, 02:29:50 pm »

According to my Russian friends, the fact that I dislike going to bars for budgetary reasons is indicative of my "Jewish soul".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86393 on: October 01, 2015, 02:54:29 pm »

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« Reply #86394 on: October 01, 2015, 04:34:48 pm »

Apparently, there's a Category 4 hurricane heading in my direction, about tomorrow or so.

Really, I'd wish people would tell me theses things sooner.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86395 on: October 01, 2015, 05:15:15 pm »

According to my Russian friends, the fact that I dislike going to bars for budgetary reasons is indicative of my "Jewish soul".
Yeah, we get like this sometimes. To be fair, I've never met a Russian who was actually antisemitic (seen a few online, though, so they probably exist), but we have the "Jews and money" stereotype thing going pretty heavy, at least as joke material. It swings wildly from being positive (like when your bro manages to get hella cash and you congratulate him on being so Jewish) to being negative (like when that same bro refuses to lend you some money and you admonish him for being so Jewish). In short, they're supposed to be either savvy or tightwads, or both.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86397 on: October 01, 2015, 05:37:54 pm »

What? Gotta hope this is a joke. The meaning of "have" is "possess" in the proverb. It means you have to make a binary choice.
I'll think of a response after I have some cake
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86398 on: October 01, 2015, 05:41:14 pm »

What? Gotta hope this is a joke. The meaning of "have" is "possess" in the proverb. It means you have to make a binary choice.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86399 on: October 01, 2015, 05:45:11 pm »

Anyone remember what cake was innuendo for, when we started assigning confectioneries to sexual acts? Maybe the other ones, too. I've forgotten, and I'd like to know exactly what I'd be insinuating if I went and ate some of the apple pie in the other room.
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