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Flying Dice

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88245 on: October 22, 2015, 08:51:51 am »

I... actually enjoyed trig; it came much easier than algebra or calculus.
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« Reply #88246 on: October 22, 2015, 08:59:15 am »

Good news people! Its not America this time!...

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/10/22/450802875/sword-wielding-man-kills-1-injures-several-more-at-swedish-school

stricter sword control are necessary to stop a repeat of this tragedy...

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?
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« Reply #88247 on: October 22, 2015, 09:05:12 am »

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?

It's the Islamic thing to do, beheading the infidels and all.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88248 on: October 22, 2015, 09:07:26 am »

Sword in every classroom.
Bonus points if the teachers are trained to deflect bullets with them.
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« Reply #88249 on: October 22, 2015, 09:09:18 am »

Does Ikea sell a sword or weapon rack?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88250 on: October 22, 2015, 09:09:58 am »

Bonus points if the teachers are trained to deflect bullets with them.
You can't do that?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88251 on: October 22, 2015, 09:10:22 am »

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?

It's the Islamic thing to do, beheading the infidels and all.
You mean the VIKING thing to do, right?
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« Reply #88252 on: October 22, 2015, 09:12:00 am »

Bonus points if the teachers are trained to deflect bullets with them.
You can't do that?

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They tested bullet dodging, and it was impossible.

Although there are people who can shoot an aspirin out of the air. The skill might be transferable.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88253 on: October 22, 2015, 09:12:10 am »

Islamic vikings? We are troughly fucked.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88254 on: October 22, 2015, 09:12:51 am »

Muhammad used a sword to behead infidels, whilst telling people to behead infidels. I think.
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« Reply #88255 on: October 22, 2015, 09:13:02 am »

Bonus points if the teachers are trained to deflect bullets with them.
You can't do that?

...Mythbusters!  Investigate!

They tested bullet dodging, and it was impossible.

Although there are people who can shoot an aspirin out of the air. The skill might be transferable.

It wasn't impossible.

You just had to be getting shot from like 2 miles away and know the bullet was coming.
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« Reply #88256 on: October 22, 2015, 09:13:43 am »

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?

It's the Islamic thing to do, beheading the infidels and all.
You mean the VIKING thing to do, right?

I thought those guys used axes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88257 on: October 22, 2015, 09:22:04 am »

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?

It's the Islamic thing to do, beheading the infidels and all.
You mean the VIKING thing to do, right?

I thought those guys used axes.
Swords are just as usable for slicing, if you don't have your viking axe.
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« Reply #88258 on: October 22, 2015, 09:59:01 am »

This wouldn't happen if everyone was allowed to carry swords with them wherever they go. Why are the leftists still trying to pass more useless peacebonding legislation when it's clear that only a person with a sword can stop another person with a sword? Why are people so concerned with banning claymores when daggers are responsible for the vast majority of blade-based homicides, as well as being more attractive to criminals for various reasons? What good are metal detectors to protect students from people carrying swords; what we really need are armed mercenaries carrying swords made from high-grade steel. I don't understand why I'm not allowed to wear my sword to work in government buildings, it's my right as the head of my family to carry our honor-blade with me to all places!
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« Reply #88259 on: October 22, 2015, 10:04:13 am »

it's my right... to carry our honor-blade with me to all places!

This one is actually true, but only if you're Sikh.
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