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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13200118 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88275 on: October 22, 2015, 12:20:45 pm »

So where do I need to move to be able ratio legally carry a zweihander?
It's legal here, as long as you're not in a gang, a drug dealer, or an organised criminal, you're not travelling with other people also openly carrying zweihanders, and you don't look like you plan to use it. Walking around with it securely strapped to your back would almost certainly be legal.
In at least a handful of states it's legal to carry a sword as long as it's sheathed and in plain view, though many states have additional laws that just outright flat prohibit carrying blades over a certain length unless in a historical re-enactment/etc.. Additionally things like cane swords often get caught under the "Concealed weapons" law, so you can't necessarily carry them.

That said if the blade in question is over 100-120 years old (IIRC the exact age depends on the state) then it counts as an "antique" instead of a weapon (assuming you aren't actually using it as a weapon at the time), and you can do pretty much whatever you want with it, since it would be the same as say, carrying around an antique vase under the law.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88276 on: October 22, 2015, 12:51:17 pm »

How are you going to strap a five-foot blade to your back
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« Reply #88277 on: October 22, 2015, 01:06:07 pm »

In at least a handful of states it's legal to carry a sword

Might as well be illegal if the local law enforcement aren't up on their state law :p
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« Reply #88278 on: October 22, 2015, 01:09:40 pm »

How are you going to strap a five-foot blade to your back
something something lift with your legs
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« Reply #88279 on: October 22, 2015, 01:27:47 pm »

How are you going to strap a five-foot blade to your back
With a sheath? Duh.
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« Reply #88280 on: October 22, 2015, 01:41:36 pm »

How are you going to strap a five-foot blade to your back
With a sheath? Duh.
My personal guess would be with straps
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88281 on: October 22, 2015, 02:21:02 pm »

How are you going to strap a five-foot blade to your back
Stand straight and clench, me hearty.
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« Reply #88282 on: October 22, 2015, 02:36:39 pm »

Myself I use two broad strips of cloth.

Seriously though, it's not that hard. Just don't expect to be able to draw it, that'd be silly.



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« Reply #88283 on: October 22, 2015, 02:38:37 pm »

I feel really anxious for no discernable reason. I think maybe I've been eating too much or not enough of something or maybe in general.
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« Reply #88284 on: October 22, 2015, 04:21:32 pm »

How are you going to strap a five-foot blade to your back
You just need enough straps:
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« Reply #88285 on: October 22, 2015, 04:43:00 pm »

I am very tired. So tired that I seem to have forgotten the violent mood swing I've been having for the last few days. To tired to get completely raged up that my parents are jacking up the rent.

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?

What, no halberd? No wait, I may have that confused with Switzerland.
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« Reply #88286 on: October 22, 2015, 05:08:16 pm »

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« Reply #88287 on: October 22, 2015, 05:15:24 pm »

For some reason, I just looked into my spambox. So many Nigerian Prince-type of scams in there.

Not one single penis enhancement ad.
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« Reply #88288 on: October 22, 2015, 05:16:41 pm »

For some reason, I just looked into my spambox. So many Nigerian Prince-type of scams in there.

Not one single penis enhancement ad.

You should take that as a compliment. The spammers think you are well-endowed, and the only thing keeping you from true happiness is a heavier wallet.
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« Reply #88289 on: October 22, 2015, 05:33:05 pm »

You should take that as a compliment. The spammers think you are well-endowed, and the only thing keeping you from true happiness is a heavier wallet.

...If only.

I just remembered another WTF for the day. One of my coworkers noticed a man very obviously stealing, including wearing a hat that he very definitely did not have on when he came in(the tag was still on it). He reports this to the cashiers. I watch him get rung up for some of the items, but not all(hat was not). Then I watch him walk out.

While the cashiers are under strict instructions not to chase after thieves(for admittedly good reason), something like this is not supposed to happen. At all.
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