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RedKing

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13515 on: August 07, 2012, 08:58:27 am »

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Interesting fact: Barack and I have at least 98.5% the same DNA. It's like we're Identical!
Is this guy a chimpanzee? It's a whole lot more than that.
Or he's saying that Barack....yeah, you see where I'm going with that.  :-\
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13516 on: August 07, 2012, 09:06:15 am »

Many a people in Day Z have a great fear of a specific place: Green Mountain. What strikes me odd is why everyone's afraid of it. The more stories I hear about the place, the more I want to go see for myself.
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« Reply #13517 on: August 07, 2012, 09:31:56 am »

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Interesting fact: Barack and I have at least 98.5% the same DNA. It's like we're Identical!
Is this guy a chimpanzee? It's a whole lot more than that.
Or he's saying that Barack....yeah, you see where I'm going with that.  :-\
Maybe he's just underestimating the amount of DNA humans share? /optimist
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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« Reply #13518 on: August 07, 2012, 09:41:44 am »

I was typing something up, when I just spewed this out for no reason (It is taken slightly out of context here, but still, it's just as WTF in context.)
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...contemplating the fact that true nothingess is unstable. {So basically the fact that non-existence has a tendency to hiccup existence into being for no good reason from... Well, there aren't really any words to describe how this kind of thing works out, chronologically speaking, since the fact is that non-existence means not only no spatial dimensions, but also no temporal component, so time means absolutely diddly-squat, so everything could be said to happen all at once when talking about this hypothetical multiversal framework, but that still uses terminology that indicates some kind of chronology which is not the case because non-existence means no time which means nothing's happening/happened/is going to happen and everything's happening/happened/is going to happen, not necessarily in that order/lack thereof, which in and of itself is confusing as hell and... ARGH! Let's just sum it up as this: Shenanigans

All I have to say is what the fuck was I on?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13519 on: August 07, 2012, 09:43:35 am »

Its ok, we all get possessed by timecube every once in a while.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13520 on: August 07, 2012, 10:03:21 am »

The best part is that Vorthon is right in that; probability people are so worked up by the concept that they say "fuck it, time's gonna just stop in the next few billion years"

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13521 on: August 07, 2012, 10:12:39 am »

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Interesting fact: Barack and I have at least 98.5% the same DNA. It's like we're Identical!
Is this guy a chimpanzee? It's a whole lot more than that.
Or he's saying that Barack....yeah, you see where I'm going with that.  :-\
Maybe he's just underestimating the amount of DNA humans share? /optimist
Note that he said "At least." I'm guessing he doesn't actually know the amount of DNA humans share so he's just using the chimp statistic for convenience.
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« Reply #13522 on: August 07, 2012, 02:44:09 pm »

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/08/07/the-end-times-achievements-for-minesweeper/
Windows 8 will put achievements in Minesweeper and Solitaire. I'm starting to think Microsoft has a division whose purpose is to create satire of other divisions' work.
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‘Xbox Windows’ is a title Microsoft’s hoping we’ll see a lot more of, as it tries to mash its two most famous brands into one in the hoping of direct-selling games on Windows 8 PCs and tablets. Under this new banner come Win, Minesweeper becomes the Metro-styled Microsoft Minesweeper and offers Achievements and Gamerscore points for such highly tactical endeavours as losing the game. Solitaire and Majong (that latter admittedly not much of a PC staple) will similar treatment, report the strange scientists on Xbox360Achievements.org.
Wow. Yeah, they definitely have an official satire division.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 02:45:53 pm by alway »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13523 on: August 07, 2012, 02:48:42 pm »

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Interesting fact: Barack and I have at least 98.5% the same DNA. It's like we're Identical!
Is this guy a chimpanzee? It's a whole lot more than that.
Or he's saying that Barack....yeah, you see where I'm going with that.  :-\
Maybe he's just underestimating the amount of DNA humans share? /optimist
Note that he said "At least." I'm guessing he doesn't actually know the amount of DNA humans share so he's just using the chimp statistic for convenience.
I think that site's a joke :/
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13524 on: August 07, 2012, 02:51:27 pm »

Considering lines like:
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I drew all sorts of lines all over the images to make it look like facial recognition stuff.
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While both of us are half-white. Barack's other half is black, but my other half is also white.

I don't think the seriousness of it was in the equation.
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« Reply #13525 on: August 07, 2012, 03:01:42 pm »

If the appearance of a computer program can make you physically ill, I suggest you seek medical assistance a the first available opportunity.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13526 on: August 07, 2012, 03:10:39 pm »

It's dem computer viruses I tell you!
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« Reply #13527 on: August 07, 2012, 03:59:04 pm »

Computer viruses can infect humans now?!?! How is it spread? Keyboard contact? Airborn, blown by the fan? Or do you need to touch the hardware directly?

My god, what if someone creates a computer ebola, or computer AIDS?

MY GOD! What if it's spreading from computer to computer, and you are actually a cyborg?!

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« Reply #13528 on: August 07, 2012, 04:00:27 pm »

computer AIDS?
This is what happens when you don't use a firewall, kiddies.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13529 on: August 07, 2012, 04:07:05 pm »

It's all the computer-on-computer connections, I tells ya!

The bible says, a connection is between a computer and a mainframe ONLY! Leviticus 0011000100111000 : 0011001000110010 says "Do not have inter-connections with a computer as one does with a mainframe; that is a user error."

It's 1 and 0, not 1 and 1!

It's God, punishing the internet users for their error!
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