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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6078066 times)

Tellemurius

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16875 on: September 18, 2012, 10:21:39 pm »

"You've done grand laddie. Now you know what you have to do? Burn the house down! Burn them all!"

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16876 on: September 18, 2012, 10:22:58 pm »

As long as they're wide, shiny, you can get a good handle on them, and they make good bacon.


You sir, are frakking hilarious.
Oh, good! Someone got it! I was wonderin' if it was just a little too out there. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16877 on: September 18, 2012, 10:23:25 pm »

This is the normal part of the internet. Everywhere else is weird.
You sure about that? :P
Sure I'm sure. Just ask the leprechaun that tells me to burn things.
I did, but he said that he's never spoken to you in his life.
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kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16878 on: September 18, 2012, 10:23:49 pm »

"You've done grand laddie. Now you know what you have to do? Burn the house down! Burn them all!"
* kaijyuu offers a getting reference high five

This is the normal part of the internet. Everywhere else is weird.
You sure about that? :P
Sure I'm sure. Just ask the leprechaun that tells me to burn things.
I did, but he said that he's never spoken to you in his life.
He's lying.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16879 on: September 18, 2012, 10:26:01 pm »

As long as they're wide, shiny, you can get a good handle on them, and they make good bacon.


You sir, are frakking hilarious.
Oh, good! Someone got it! I was wonderin' if it was just a little too out there. :P


Heh. Pansexual.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16880 on: September 18, 2012, 10:29:23 pm »

The jokes old, but the description might have been a little out there~
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kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16881 on: September 18, 2012, 10:33:26 pm »

Ooooh, I get it now. Pan. As in frying pan.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16882 on: September 18, 2012, 10:35:13 pm »

You see, they call pans pans because "pan" means "all across" and pans go all across the heating element. (Note: Complete Bullshit, do not believe.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16883 on: September 18, 2012, 10:38:09 pm »

My mom tried to hook me up with  16 year old.

What the hell, mom, I'm 25 and not a pedophile.
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« Reply #16884 on: September 18, 2012, 10:39:44 pm »

Why is your mom even trying to hook you up anyway?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16885 on: September 18, 2012, 10:44:48 pm »

My mom tried to hook me up with  16 year old.

What the hell, mom, I'm 25 and not a pedophile.
Ah, you can wait a couple years, right? :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16886 on: September 18, 2012, 10:57:51 pm »

My mom tried to hook me up with  16 year old.

What the hell, mom, I'm 25 and not a pedophile.
Ah, you can wait a couple years, right? :P


Hehe. Better safe than statutory!
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Sirus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16887 on: September 18, 2012, 11:05:34 pm »

Why is your mom even trying to hook you up anyway?
Why not? Presumably your mom would know what kind of person you like.
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kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16888 on: September 18, 2012, 11:08:08 pm »

Okay parents, I did say I'd be open about everything from now on since I came out of the closet, but I draw the line at telling you my porn fetishes. I'd be hesitant to tell that to a boyfriend until I'd gotten to know them decently well.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16889 on: September 18, 2012, 11:08:58 pm »

Oh, you told your parents? How'd it go?
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