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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6710371 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35295 on: July 20, 2013, 10:53:58 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35296 on: July 20, 2013, 10:58:04 pm »

I just recognized someone from this forum on the top comments of a video about the intelligence of keas.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35297 on: July 21, 2013, 01:17:06 am »

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And this why we can't have logical things.
If I were female I would gladly have his children.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35298 on: July 21, 2013, 07:56:23 am »

I just recognized someone from this forum on the top comments of a video about the intelligence of keas.
I think I know that video.
A disproportionate amount of the comments are DF jokes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35299 on: July 21, 2013, 09:17:15 am »

I just recognized someone from this forum on the top comments of a video about the intelligence of keas.
That reminds me, if someone here has a Youtube alias by the name of jefmajor then I would just like to say URIST MAH BOI YE'VE GOT YERSELF A SUBSCRIBER.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35300 on: July 21, 2013, 09:26:11 am »

Jef has an account here, but he doesn't post very often these days. You'd have better luck on Voltron Army.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35301 on: July 21, 2013, 09:43:46 am »

I was hauling an old TV out of a house ... that sounds suspicious. (don't ask why was i hauling the TV out of The house)
 
And then i felt something crawling on my arm and as i looked it was fucking huge spider with like 10 legs because the fangs were almost as big as his legs (his fangs were bigger than his head) i freaked out but didn't panic and gently put the TV in the truck and fucking launched the spider into another dimension.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35302 on: July 21, 2013, 09:45:22 am »

Why were you hauling the TV out of the house?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35303 on: July 21, 2013, 09:49:42 am »

Why were you hauling the TV out of the house?

Why do you have to torment me with these agonizing questions!?
It will take time to explain and i have no time.

Edit: Actually everything is legal and my dad has a company where he moves furniture and stuff and he asked me for help that day.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35304 on: July 21, 2013, 10:02:26 am »

Why were you hauling the TV out of the house?

Why do you have to torment me with these agonizing questions!?
It will take time to explain and i have no time.

Edit: Actually everything is legal and my dad has a company where he moves furniture and stuff and he asked me for help that day.

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35305 on: July 21, 2013, 10:04:32 am »

Why were you hauling the TV out of the house?

Why do you have to torment me with these agonizing questions!?
It will take time to explain and i have no time.

Edit: Actually everything is legal and my dad has a company where he moves furniture and stuff and he asked me for help that day.

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.

He was bringing a Sacrifice to the all mighty gods of Telee-Vishion, to ensure boundtiful years to come.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35307 on: July 21, 2013, 10:08:08 am »

Why were you hauling the TV out of the house?

Why do you have to torment me with these agonizing questions!?
It will take time to explain and i have no time.

Edit: Actually everything is legal and my dad has a company where he moves furniture and stuff and he asked me for help that day.

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.

I forgot my crowbar so i had to get in through the windows and that i woke up someone but i had my knife with me so i silently put him back to sleep. I was scouting for acceptable loot when i saw the TV and immediately brought it out of the house and ran to my truck when i felt something crawling on my arm and then in the brightness of a flashlight i saw the TV was actually aquarium for spiders and the man holding the flashlight was police officer. I threw the aquarium with spiders at the police man and escaped with my truck.

Now ya happey?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35308 on: July 21, 2013, 10:12:00 am »

Why were you hauling the TV out of the house?

Why do you have to torment me with these agonizing questions!?
It will take time to explain and i have no time.

Edit: Actually everything is legal and my dad has a company where he moves furniture and stuff and he asked me for help that day.

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.

I forgot my crowbar so i had to get in through the windows and that i woke up someone but i had my knife with me so i silently put him back to sleep. I was scouting for acceptable loot when i saw the TV and immediately brought it out of the house and ran to my truck when i felt something crawling on my arm and then in the brightness of a flashlight i saw the TV was actually aquarium for spiders and the man holding the flashlight was police officer. I threw the aquarium with spiders at the police man and escaped with my truck.

Now ya happey?

My day is many times better now, thanks!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35309 on: July 21, 2013, 10:12:00 am »

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.
Yeah. It's one of those older, big TVs, y'dig? And it's been hollowed out and filled with sedated crack babies. Brain's part of an operation that's shipping unwanted children over the border to be used as part of illegal organ farms. But it's totes above board, sure. BF's transporting furniture. And whatever's inside it.
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