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SalmonGod

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35205 on: July 21, 2013, 10:02:26 am »

Why were you hauling the TV out of the house?

Why do you have to torment me with these agonizing questions!?
It will take time to explain and i have no time.

Edit: Actually everything is legal and my dad has a company where he moves furniture and stuff and he asked me for help that day.

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35206 on: July 21, 2013, 10:04:32 am »

Why were you hauling the TV out of the house?

Why do you have to torment me with these agonizing questions!?
It will take time to explain and i have no time.

Edit: Actually everything is legal and my dad has a company where he moves furniture and stuff and he asked me for help that day.

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.

He was bringing a Sacrifice to the all mighty gods of Telee-Vishion, to ensure boundtiful years to come.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35208 on: July 21, 2013, 10:08:08 am »

Why were you hauling the TV out of the house?

Why do you have to torment me with these agonizing questions!?
It will take time to explain and i have no time.

Edit: Actually everything is legal and my dad has a company where he moves furniture and stuff and he asked me for help that day.

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.

I forgot my crowbar so i had to get in through the windows and that i woke up someone but i had my knife with me so i silently put him back to sleep. I was scouting for acceptable loot when i saw the TV and immediately brought it out of the house and ran to my truck when i felt something crawling on my arm and then in the brightness of a flashlight i saw the TV was actually aquarium for spiders and the man holding the flashlight was police officer. I threw the aquarium with spiders at the police man and escaped with my truck.

Now ya happey?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35209 on: July 21, 2013, 10:12:00 am »

Why were you hauling the TV out of the house?

Why do you have to torment me with these agonizing questions!?
It will take time to explain and i have no time.

Edit: Actually everything is legal and my dad has a company where he moves furniture and stuff and he asked me for help that day.

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.

I forgot my crowbar so i had to get in through the windows and that i woke up someone but i had my knife with me so i silently put him back to sleep. I was scouting for acceptable loot when i saw the TV and immediately brought it out of the house and ran to my truck when i felt something crawling on my arm and then in the brightness of a flashlight i saw the TV was actually aquarium for spiders and the man holding the flashlight was police officer. I threw the aquarium with spiders at the police man and escaped with my truck.

Now ya happey?

My day is many times better now, thanks!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35210 on: July 21, 2013, 10:12:00 am »

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.
Yeah. It's one of those older, big TVs, y'dig? And it's been hollowed out and filled with sedated crack babies. Brain's part of an operation that's shipping unwanted children over the border to be used as part of illegal organ farms. But it's totes above board, sure. BF's transporting furniture. And whatever's inside it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35211 on: July 21, 2013, 10:15:49 am »

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.
Yeah. It's one of those older, big TVs, y'dig? And it's been hollowed out and filled with sedated crack babies.
As far as i know people don't keep genetically modified food in their TV's.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35212 on: July 21, 2013, 10:16:51 am »

That explanation is boring.  I demand another.
Yeah. It's one of those older, big TVs, y'dig? And it's been hollowed out and filled with sedated crack babies.
As far as i know people don't keep genetically modified food in their TV's.
Crack babies are now corn. Well done, B12.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35213 on: July 21, 2013, 10:26:37 am »

America accidentally bombs Great Barrier Reef


Damn sensansionalist newswriters
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35215 on: July 21, 2013, 10:34:10 am »

A rifle, clearly.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35216 on: July 21, 2013, 10:35:50 am »

IIRC, it's some disease/affliction/whatever that paralyses them for a few minutes every time they hear something.

Those kittens are supposedly dead by now because of that.
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« Reply #35217 on: July 21, 2013, 10:37:20 am »

Cutting off cats whiskers can fuck up thier spatial awareness too, and they tend to go around rubbing thier head on things (such as the floor) as they arent quite sure of thier heads position relative to thier surroundings
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« Reply #35219 on: July 21, 2013, 10:42:28 am »

Yeah, same thing happened when first saw the gif :/
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